Experiments, bad decisions, Orange Pilled | 🌎☮️ |

Joined January 2022
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if you see this, you're early. drop evm 👇
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People will always take profit from OCB They sold on day one They sold on day two They'll sell tomorrow too Nothing new We've been building every single day and we're not slowing down. Community vision has always been much bigger than the floor What started as an NFT will become a real-world product. We'll keep building until it gets there Every time you look at the OCB on your desk, you'll remember this journey
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Garden Updates 🪴 - Garden Chat live - Garden Visits live (share your garden with a link) - Mobile experience improved - Gardener character added - Top Gardeners leaderboard added - Performance improvements What's next? - We're working on events, collabs, polls and other ways to make the garden feel more alive - Garden Engine is in development, with the goal of giving you as much freedom as possible when designing your own garden - We're also working on optimizations that would allow for much larger gardens. More space means more possibilities - Expanding the Garden into a place where people can hang out, connect and spend time together lots more to come. thanks for growing this world with us 🤝
Website Live! onchainbonsai.wtf You can enter your 3D Garden, watch your bonsais grow in voxel form and just hang out onchainbonsai.wtf/garden All created with Claude Fable 5
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OCB minters are now up 50x from mint in just 4 days what a ride thank you everyone for believing 🪴
We tried to do the first launch, we messed up and had to delay it. After we finally launched, realized we had made a mistake with the grow block count and messed up again. Still have some fixes. Honestly, looking at this from the outside, it looks like a mess? But despite all of this, we're up 15x from mint price. Something ain't right here. Why is the community so bullish on these bonsais?
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Website Live! onchainbonsai.wtf You can enter your 3D Garden, watch your bonsais grow in voxel form and just hang out onchainbonsai.wtf/garden All created with Claude Fable 5
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We tried to do the first launch, we messed up and had to delay it. After we finally launched, realized we had made a mistake with the grow block count and messed up again. Still have some fixes. Honestly, looking at this from the outside, it looks like a mess? But despite all of this, we're up 15x from mint price. Something ain't right here. Why is the community so bullish on these bonsais?
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Yo homies @opensea! we’ve got the coolest PFP on the platform right now! Other projects PFPs don’t even grow on-chain lol
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Sold Out! Thank you to everyone who was with us. For those who missed it, it's not too late, check the secondary. On-Chain Bonsai isn't just a token or an NFT. It's a symbol. A symbol born at a time when everything is dying. On-Chain Bonsai has many mechanics. Some activate after the first 10 years, some after 69, some after 500, 1000, 2000, 5000, 10000. But behind all of them the symbol is the same: Bonsai will live forever. @saylor - you thought this guy was talking nonsense (he hit $350B mc). @fundstrat - you thought this guy was stupid (he wolf on Wall Street). @VitalikButerin - you thought this guy was a cyka blat (he created a nation of millions). @yugalabs - you thought these guys were dead (they went from zero to $5B). @machibigbrother - you thought this guy was a loser ape king (he's sitting on millions). ETH is back at its price from 4 years ago. I was scared. You were scared. Everyone was scared. But there's something we forgot: Ethereum will live forever!! What these guys built will live forever. On-Chain Bonsai is the symbol of exactly this! symbol of life that lives forever. Crypto is our family. Crypto is our home. As long as Ethereum exists, On-Chain Bonsai will stand as Proof of Life.
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Mint is live! 3,333 supply every pixel on-chain, forever. → opensea.io/collection/onchai…
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OpenSea Mint Page Live! Wait is over. 3,333 bonsai, fully on-chain, every pixel stored on @ethereum. GTD opens in 5 hours. Check WL, set a reminder. opensea.io/collection/onchai…
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Mint Details 🌱 8 PM UTC · GTD 9 PM UTC · FCFS 10 PM UTC · Public WL : 0.0002 eth / 1 per wallet Public: 0.0006 eth / 10 per wallet 3,333 supply. fully on-chain. who’s going in?
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690 blocks = 1 month older 🌱 transfer before year 10, it resets. survive past year 10, it lives forever. some say bonsai live forever. some say 500-1000 years. who knows. we'll find out together! drop your evm. last call 👇
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617 minted. Mint is open → opensea.io/collection/dotpun…
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Just secured 100 guaranteed spots for Onchainbonsai 🌱 Early Alpha @onchainbonsai ▫️ 3,333 Animated On-Chain Bonsai ▫️ Ethereum ▫️ Grows 1 month every 690 blocks A living NFT that evolves over time on-chain. Simple concept. Clean execution. Worth watching early. You want guaranteed spot ? Just (RT) 👇 x.com/onchainbonsai/status/2…

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GM everyone... ON-CHAIN BONSAI GIVEAWAY! We partnered with @onchainbonsai 🤝 Giving away 3 WL spots to our community! To enter: ✅ Follow @onchainbonsai & @ExileDAO_ , @Lyrico5993 @nescafe_exile ✅ Like RT ✅ Tag 3 friends Ends in 48h ⏰ #KeepBuilding...
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what are y'all doing homies?? crypto is dead. nfts are dead.
drop your evm wallets, first 690 only.
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470/10,000 minted ngl i'm not giving up on this. we run it up, no matter what🔥🫡 opensea.io/collection/dotpun… #DotPunks

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wasn't sure at first ngl... grabbed 20 anyway. art is fire 🔥 opensea.io/collection/dotpun…

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PUBLIC MINT IS LIVE 🔥 0.0001 ETH・20 per wallet Mint now 👇 opensea.io/collection/dotpun…
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WL MINT IS LIVE! Price: 0.00005 ETH Max: 5 per wallet Mint now 👇 opensea.io/collection/dotpun…
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