I’m my own boss 😌

Joined March 2012
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no screens, just gliving in the moment
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one of our dinos just saw this and immediately experienced ego death
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18 Sep 2022
i have been nothing but slay to u
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“it’s not safe to go alone, take this”
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8 Sep 2022
(With no understanding of Europe) Looks like the pope is single!
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8 Sep 2022
(solemnly) yas queen
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It’s giving far far away
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1 Sep 2022
friends will be like “this made me think of you” and then send you the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen in your life
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that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top
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she/they of the day: Terri’s pregnancy pad
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Just used a paper straw for the first time…
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Nothing is funnier than when a Muppet gets tossed/goes flying I lose it EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAOOO
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10 Jun 2022
1. This will be a thread of corporations that plastered their social media accounts with rainbows for Pride Month ➕ How much those corporations donated to anti-LGBTQ politicians since 2021 Follow along if interested.
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