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6 Jul 2025
uma vez fui retirar uma compra na farmácia e o atendente:
- a compra está no nome de quem?
eu:
- no meu
ele me deu um suspiro muito longo e perguntou com essa mesma expressão:
- e qual é o seu nome?
Vim tirar sangue, a mulher perguntou:
- Data de nascimento?
Eu:
- A minha?
Ela me olhou assim:
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it’s so funny that everybody uses this lyric to shame taylor not knowing that she was referencing someone who used those exact words about her with the blake lively thing
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because this exactly what the white house wants, ari, liv and brina did this in good faith but it does NOT help, it only farms engagement for their page and they monetize on topf of revolted fans, but sure :)
Jun 12
The way every other artist has condemned the White House for using their music or likeness except HER
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Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.
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it’s like watching da vinci painting the mona lisa
Olivia Rodrigo shooting the cover for ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’.
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off uma das coisas que mais me irritam na serie é o cabelo da rhaenys ser platinado kkkk pq muda muito como veem os bastardos da rhaenyra
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Jun 12
but fuck taylor swift i guess
Top 5 richest people on Earth, according to Forbes:
1. Elon Musk — $1 Trillion Net Worth
2. Larry Page — $295 Billion Net Worth
3. Seregy Brin — $272 Billion Net Worth
4. Jeff Bezos — $246 Billion Net Worth
5. Larry Ellison — $229 Billion Net Worth
(forbes.com/real-time-billion…)
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mano colocaram o video da mulher caindo sem censura na timeline eu odeio vocês
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eu queria falar uma coisa sobre uma dessas loiras mas eu prometi que não ia mais me meter em fanwar mas saibam que eu queria falar uma coisa
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bitch, taylor has several songs talking about this very narrative that you’re trying to push because they did the same to her. i need y’all to shut the fuck up and stop putting these two against each other.
omg i now understand why taylor resents her so much, they’re literally equals despite olivia being decades younger than her 😭 i’d be mad too if my protégé was overshadowing me soon
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sera que eles sabem que a taylor swift ja lotou esse estádio
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Jun 12
Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this
Jun 12
Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.
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BABY YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE OOOOOOOOOOH
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🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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eu SABIA que se alguém quebrasse a folklore wall seria a olivia rodrigo.
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Harry with pride and lesbian flags in London tonight
- June 13, 2026
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