former Content Manager for Yahoo. sassy aunty. baker. aspiring plant mom. does her best . is a fleshy bag of mostly water.
Joined January 2009
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missorian retweeted
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6 May 2022
I'm pretty sure peach did not even know Mario. Mario wanted to get with peach, peach just yelling for anyone to help her, cause she was kidnapped by a heavy metal turtle. Luigi just a good brother.
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5 May 2022
" are you custom made, custom paid, or just custom fitted..." Wtf Ludacris so fucking good
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5 May 2022
Ludacris's "rollout" is genius..I defy you to listen to this banger and not agree.
15 Dec 2021
Wow. So @alaskanairline lost my luggage, then delivered the completely incorrect bag to my hotel.. 😒😒😒
so I'm left with no dress for my anniversary dinner, no shoes, and no swimsuits. Fantastic. No offers for compensation either.
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missorian retweeted
12 Feb 2021
happy lunar new year 🥳🧧❤️🎉🎇 x.com/kittensfolder/status/1…
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13 Oct 2020
This account is now a #sweaterweather cat account, no, I'd rather die than stop taking pics of my cats sleeping
13 Oct 2020
It's #sweaterweather the start of naps on the heater vent and not with me under covers 😭😭😭
11 Sep 2020
Color redacted gays make me so angry. Like, you wouldn't even have the very basic rights you have now, were it not for the collective action of Black and Brown comrades taking those punches. It's disappointing that you continue a legacy of white supremacy. Shame on you.
19 Aug 2020
So like every other wannabe, I started a food channel. It won't be very exciting until I can actually leave my house. I'm still dreaming about delicate soup dumplings and delicious noods in the meantime. I did make this delicious soup with my own broth though #YouTuber
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missorian retweeted
31 Jul 2020
When you see the behavior of people like Jim Jordan, one thing that’s clear: Republicans don’t care how many people die or get sick. This is solely about political defense. They don’t want to help, they don’t want answers. Preserving personal power is all that matters to them.
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31 Jul 2020
Some days my damn of emotions and hurt and love and pain is too much to hold back. If I don't want to talk about deeper stuff it's because I don't know if I'll ever stop crying. Don't ever mistake it for not caring.
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29 Jul 2020
Some days, it's harder and I miss her more. And some days go by and its just a normal day and I forget for a second, how I can't text her, how I'll never hold her hand again. Today, I miss her more, and it hurts like hell.
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19 Jul 2020
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19 Jul 2020
Quentin Tarantino is a racist piece of shit who hates women
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19 Jul 2020
This is wtf I'm taking about. One encounter. I guess y'all weren't sexually active in the last two decades and fucking forgot all about HIV and how that works.
19 Jul 2020
Great I’m positive for COVID-19.
I’ve done everything right except for visit my in laws who were not social distancing and got it from my father in law and husband who are both positive.
From one fucking encounter.
This sucks ass. Don’t risk your life and others lives.
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