Heaven made me like no other. I’ve got levels, you could never reach! Wear a crown like Everest, with a heart of fire. Cause I was born to be legendary💁♀️❤️🎶
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“I think that sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we really love them, it would kill us. That doesn’t make you a bad person. It just means your heart’s too big.”
🎥 Riding In Cars With Boys (2001)🍿
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May 27
I’ve unlocked a new level of old age. Gardening has taken over. My new hobby buying dying plants on clearance at Lowe’s and bringing them back to life!!!🌻👩🌾🪴🤣
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May 15
Woman goes into the hardware store and buys a rubber mallet. Suddenly, everyone asks who I’m beating up.💪🤷♀️🤣🤣
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This morning!!!🌻💗🪴🌻
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Apr 28
TJ never buys me makeup. I discovered the trick, find a brand that has a collection he’s into!!!🤪Ain’t I just the prettiest little Gollum ever?!?!😉😅🤣 Can’t really see by the picture, but the pigment is amazing!!!😍😍😍
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One of our customers phone rang, and his ringtone is “who can it be now?” By men at work🎷🤣🎷🤣🎷
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Mar 27
Catholics in the south… No meat on Friday. Ok. we’ll just get a whole shrimp poboy. My brother doesn’t like pickles, and I asked for some extra on the side. 😳 They love me!!!🤪🤣🤣
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Mar 23
YAY!!!! They’re finally starting to come see us again!!!! Now I need to figure out who I’m dragging with me for this one!!!🤣❤️🎸❤️
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Mar 17
We got em!!!! Daughter and I finally have a concert date!!!😆🎸🎶🤗
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Mar 16
🎶Excuse me, you look like you love me. You look like you want me to want you to come on home. And you look like you love me❤️🤠🎶
Good hair days are rare, have a day yall!!!🤪😆❤️
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Feb 21
So according to the local news and some other media sources, apparently tours are skipping New Orleans because people aren’t buying tickets. Us poor folk cant spend money… idk Bruno Mars sold a good bit of the SUPERDOME! Very few resales too. Just an observation 🤨🙄😒
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I sure miss the days I had to keep this and Sittin On the Dock of the Bay on repeat. Now all little boy wants to hear is “Golden” and “Soda Pop”. 😔🎶🤷♀️🤣🤣
open.spotify.com/track/65jrj…
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Orange Beach, is doable!!!!🤩🎸🤩
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Jan 29
Years since I’ve been here ordered the same smoothie as always-Angel Food. Lady asks would I like anything added, like a multivitamin or energy
“Y’all sell energy now, well heck yeah throw some of that in there!”
My country ass shows a little too much sometimes. Geezum🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣
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Jan 21
It really was the most perfect day!!! Bring it back!!!!🥲❄️❤️
Jan 21
Last year's arctic blast brought up to 10 inches of snow to the New Orleans area.
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