born at a very young age - once described as having “goofy, neighbor-dad energy” - craft beer & cereal extraordinaire
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30 Nov 2021
Lou Holtz when he wakes up tomorrow to find out he’s been named the interim coach at ND again
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Michigan State University Police announced Wednesday evening that a 31-year-old man was arrested for allegedly running a meth lab in Wells Hall.
Campus police, in a press release, wrote that suspect Xin Tong was arrested and faces felony criminal charges for malicious destruction of a building over $20,000 and “felony controlled substance-operate/maintain lab involving methamphetamine.” statenews.com/article/2026/0…
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Jan 24
It's gotten so cold, steam is rising off the Grand River in downtown Grand Rapids. Cannot recall a time I've seen this before.
Temperature in Grand Rapids as of 11pm is -10 degrees, with several hours of cooling left.
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4 Apr 2025
If one of y'all says some silly a** name...this whole ballpark is gonna feel my wrath.
@KeeganMKey
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27 Feb 2025
TRE HOLLOMAN AT THE BUZZER!!!!!!! 🚨 @MSU_Basketball
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10 Feb 2025
I’ve never known what a good or bad halftime show looks like. People having strong opinions on the matter is weird
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22 Mar 2024
Heard you ordered a buyout out of a lifetime contact?
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19 Jan 2024
Kum & Gone But Not Forgotten
Kum & Go Is Changing Its Name and You Know Why trib.al/7Nbgtez
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21 Dec 2023
T-Pain Singing "Tennessee Whiskey" Is The Best Cover In The History Of Recorded Music bars.tl/3497898
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19 Dec 2023
When you see a big dog
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18 Dec 2023
I can’t think of a single reason why he’s disrespected. People need to treat him more Farleigh.
17 Dec 2023
Matt Painter is continuously one of the most DISRESPECTED coaches in college ball, but all he does is win.
Painter has had the Purdue Boilermakers ranked #1 in the country in three consecutive years and will likely regain that status in tomorrow's AP Poll.
Purdue boasts the fourth-longest March Madness tournament streak, trailing only Gonzaga, Michigan State, and Kansas.
Despite recent March Madness setbacks, Painter deserves his respect as one of the best coaches in the game.🚂
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17 Nov 2023
Here we are: a spier, a crier, a denier, and a defier. How poetic
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18 Aug 2023
In honor of National Kool-Aid day, make sure you guys are staying hydrated today! #2Bears1Cave Ep. 36 @tomsegura @bertkreischer
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27 Jul 2023
Excuse me what
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14 Jun 2023
best shape of his life
14 Jun 2023
Miguel Cabrera is 9 for his last 19 with four doubles and a homer
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30 May 2023
The Detroit Tigers are one more injury away from Miggy starting in CF…
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