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I love the ways different vinegars are branded: - White vinegar: “A million uses! Make pickles! Clean your bathtub! Make a model volcano!” -Balsamic vinegar: “Giuseppe made this vinegar 450 years ago. Please enjoy!” - Apple cider vinegar: “One tsp per day makes you immortal.”
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Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
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Nutrition experts advise against a diet with tons of burgers for reasons other than a “war on protein”, much like they advise against drinking tons of beer for reasons other than a “war on water” lol
It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.
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The Timberwolves have had 5 All NBA Players (excluding Ant) in their history. Here’s what happened after they left: KAT - Made the Finals Butler - Made the Finals KG - Won the Finals K-Love - Won the Finals Cassell - Won the Finals We’re a Cursed Franchise…
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Idk what discourse this is referencing, but I do know her husband has <10 years before his first massive coronary event
These bad boys are $3.99 a pack and are 2 lunches for my husband You can literally cook em in a toaster oven or over an open fire with a stick if you don't have a house This discourse is so ridiculous
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He can also bike to work here like he used to!
“I highly, highly doubt LeBron would want to finish out his playing days in Minnesota, but let me assure him that we have better hotels here than they have in Memphis. Other than the weather, the basketball situation makes a ton of sense. He could play with a young star in Anthony Edwards, whom he really enjoys, and would be surrounded by great defenders who could take the pressure off him on that end. Meanwhile, he would immediately address one of the biggest weaknesses the Timberwolves have by installing one of the smartest players to ever play with a group that often struggles with decision-making. Plus, the traffic is so much lighter in the Twin Cities than in L.A. or the Bay Area! So c’mon, Bron; pull a couple of those Cleveland coats out of storage and give yourself one more real chance in Minnesota.” - @JonKrawczynski
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No more ethical basketball for the Spurs, I guess…
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Terrence Shannon Jr. has drawn two charges tonight in the first half. The Timberwolves as a TEAM drew six total charges all regular season.
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Timberwolves have the perfect jersey rotation just sitting there
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Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.
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This sucks so bad. I hope the Lakers pull out a miracle because I don’t think I can handle watching my team play OKC in another WCF.
These Shai edits are getting hilarious bro 💀 First thing I seen as soon as I hopped on TikTok
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When this happened to Rudy we never heard the end of it just saying
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40 Year old Mike Conley with 4 3PM
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RT if you love Jaden McDaniels.
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Replying to @WorldWideWob
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NEVER PUT THIS MAN IN ANOTHER TRADE RUMOR AGAIN
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slp costco parking lot is one of the worst places on earth
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I've never seen talkin shit backed up like this
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I’m old enough to remember earlier in the series when that was an offensive foul against the Wolves
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*ref comes over to give Joker a big slobbery kiss on his shnozz after that heinous act by the Gobert*
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JADEN
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