Husband. Technologist. Traveler. Reader.
Joined June 2012
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Jan 18
Last year, my wife, friends and I had this 'brilliant' idea: drive our 30 years Mercedes from Tanzania all the way to the southernmost tip of Africa.
36 days, 13,663 kilometers and 7 countries later;
Here is the story of our epic road trip:
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Jun 5
I have 10k TZS for each of the first three people to give the correct name of these natural pillars, and where they are found. Offer expires if the first 10 give wrong answers or after 24hrs (whichever comes first)
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Jun 3
It's a power tiller. Tricky to drive and common in places where they farm rice
Jun 3
Ok. So WTF is this? Rural bred bastards going nuts!
I swear the Chinese who sold this sold a farm equipment... something to replace bulls and oxen!
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Daniel Mlabwa retweeted
Rumble strips are supposed to remind me of the bumps, but I fear them more than I fear bumps. ๐๐๐๐๐
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Jun 3
Nope. If you've no passport stamp, or your records on EES, then you've not visited it yet
Settle a debate I'm having.
Can you count having visited a country if you never left the airport?
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May 27
It becomes second nature.
May 27
Oi wale huendesha Manual Cars. How do you do that weeeeeh !!
The balance ya clutch, gear, brakes na umaintain balance is craaazy !!
Alafu kwa mlima. Achilia clutch pole pole ukibembeleza mafuta
Damn, that thing is not easy !!!
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May 28
Good thing kuhusu Alex ni huwa he concedes. As enjoyable as the drives are, nothing about BMW is cheap
May 27
As of this tweet I've sold about 50 m57 engines in country and I can safely say
Kama kwenyu hakuna kakitu DO NOT APROACH
Nmeona m57 ikihemesha watu wa NGO na ma tech bro
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Daniel Mlabwa retweeted
May 26
Iโm happy to share that the Central Bank of Tanzania (BOT) @BankOfTanzania has granted @SwahiliesPay our own Payment Service Provider (PSP) License.
Over the past few years, we have worked with more than 15,000 SMEs through bookkeeping and embedded finance solutions. This license now allows us to build and launch our own financial products directly with licensed partners, while also serving businesses with higher transaction volumes.
We are getting back to work, focused on building bigger things for businesses across Tanzania and Africa!
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May 22
They're actually serving the upper class. 500m is a lot for a Tanzanian middle class without going into some crazy debts
May 22
There is huge problem of affordable housing in TZ especially dar in particular. This is also because NHC isnโt fulfilling its mandate of addressing this issue, currently the ongoing schemes are serving the middle to upper class eg the kawe scheme where units are priced from 500m
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May 22
Several years back, I knew someone whose name was mistaken for someone banned to enter the US and that affected his visa applications to other countries/US allies
So you are banned from going to the US ? What next ? What if going to the US was never in his plans ??
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May 22
Arabs
May 22
No white person actually went into villages to Capture people for enslavement,they went to markets and bought them , guess who was selling.
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May 22
It's not coming home
May 22
Definitely deserved to go ahead of Dan Burn
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May 21
Harakati za Enzi and The Ridge Cafe are my go-to places. Cafe Aroma too when I'm around town
May 21
Wataalamu, ni sehemu gani nzuri naweza kukaa na makatatasi yangu nikaandika na kusoma kwa masaa 5 hivi. Penye Wifi speed na utulivu.
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May 19
Steer full left then drive forward ๐
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May 17
BYD shark does less than that when the battery is depleted
May 16
Jetour does 10kml on highway driving
From a 2.0 ๐๐๐๐๐ what the fuck man in 2026?
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May 16
Niliingia driving school Monday mchana, Jnne saa nne nne ticha akaniambia nampotezea muda. Akanipa cheti nikasepa
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May 16
Leadership
Every car guy has ever done this. Inaweza isiwe streets ikawa online
May 16
Ningekuwa mwenye io gari ningetafta uyo dem nimpee gari for a few days walahi
We shall not poverty shame people for liking cars
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