80% sports tweets, 100% stupidity

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the @ button right there shawty damn use it next time
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Knicks holy shit
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chat is this real?
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Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock
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the 2026 New York Mets
Oh come on..
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The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)
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I need to be at Citi Field with a hard seltzer in 1 hand and a sausage & pepper sandwich in the other asap
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do we think people have historically always been this horny and just haven’t had the means to express it? or are we as a society just getting hornier every year? I will make it my life’s mission to find the answer
This is what she looks like when she’s walking down her hallway at night to unlock my cage so she can punish me for barking too loud while she was trying to sleep
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You are in the club
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this shit isn’t even funny anymore I’m sick as fuck lmao
Last NFC Championship Game appearance: - Dallas Cowboys, 1995 - Chicago Bears, 2010 - New York Giants, 2011 - Carolina Panthers, 2015 - Arizona Cardinals, 2015 - Atlanta Falcons, 2016 - Minnesota Vikings, 2017 - New Orleans Saints, 2018 - Green Bay Packers, 2020 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 2020 - San Francisco 49ers, 2023 - Detroit Lions, 2023 - Washington Commanders, 2024 - Philadelphia Eagles, 2024 - Seattle Seahawks, 2025 - Los Angeles Rams, 2025
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right-wing memes genuinely crack me up
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resurrecting this thread in the big ‘26
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Ravens are cursed
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everybody calling those delivery robots “clankers” have never seen a single black mirror episode
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can yall vote me in as major of NYC so I can ban these big ass umbrellas
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these niggas have won like 25 of their last 30 games and this man always got something to say after a loss
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the jets are literally the same team every year
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I’d take at least 4 bullets for Lamar Jackson
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FUCK Jalen Carter dirty ass nigga
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football is back baby
football is back baby
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I really gotta hate watch Micah for 5 years in Green Bay

ALT Nino Brown Meme GIF

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