On a mission to pet every dog I see (she/her) millennial #catmom with a long distance dad
Joined July 2010
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Apr 28
Just about 200 days until my husband comes home but i booked a Disneyland vacation today for after he comes home so it’s a good day
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Apr 25
Thought i made it through the album okay the first listen through, sad yes but okay. Then Noah said “here, damn” and I fully broke
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Feb 23
“It’s just locker room talk”.
We know. That’s the damn problem.
It’s always locker room talk.
It’s always rape jokes.
It’s always “boys will by boys”.
It’s never “I’m sorry.”
It’s never “that was disrespectful”.
It’s never respectful of women .
Feb 23
“it’s a joke” WHY are we making jokes at the expense of women in general, but especially a team of women who just made a historic run to a gold medal ????
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Feb 8
It almost feels like I’m back in nyc… up late alone watching Emily in Paris (except this time i have a sick husband and a sleeping baby)
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18 Oct 2025
One of the hardest parts of living on the opposite coast from your friends and family is being up at 9:30 and wanted to cry/talk to everyone and they’re all asleep
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22 Sep 2025
Tylenol is literally the only thing pregnant people are allowed to take for pain during pregnancy. They’re gonna try to take away the one thing they give us to deal with pregnancy pain/discomfort
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18 Sep 2025
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ALT Graphic with the message 'PROTECT FREE SPEECH' in bold blue and red letters, with a small American flag at the bottom.
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3 Sep 2025
EVERYONE STOP BEING MEAN TO CONRAD!!!!
#TheSummerITurnedPretty
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26 Aug 2025
It’s a love story, baby, she SAID YES
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12 Aug 2025
It genuinely must suck to be a Taylor anti. You can’t escape the hype😭
EVERYONE tuned tf in. I stg I’ve see 100 companies posting
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11 Jul 2025
Psssst he's lying. Know your rights!
11 Jul 2025
Trump's Border Czar: ICE officers don't need probable cause to walk up somebody and detain them based on their location, their occupation, their physical appearance
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27 Jun 2025
I see 0 tweets about the amount of celebrities having to take their private jet to attend Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and you morons want me to believe you care about environment and want to hold a certain female artist accountable, i see who you are.
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13 Jun 2025
When i was born and my hair turned out to be blonde my mom died hers to match and she’s been blonde ever since… so do i dye my hair brown/black to match my own daughters?
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10 Jun 2025
WFH/SAHM life - baby is napping, work is slower today let me start cleaning the floors/the whole house
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