Dad, Husband, & SQL Server DBA. Go Twins! My tweets are my own.
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29 Jun 2025
I keep hearing the mantra “waste, fraud, and abuse”
…… and then people vote to add trillions to the national debt.
…… and then people vote to make healthcare unreachable for millions.
…… and then people vote to assign worth to other people.
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18 Apr 2025
Great start from Gavin Hartley with a home run! ☘️☘️
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28 Sep 2024
🎓𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡🎓
Joe Timmerman (2025, RHP/3B, @IrishBaseballMN) commits to Kirkwood Community College.
👤 loom.ly/1cT9CSk
@Joe_Timmerman25 ✖️ @KCC_BSB
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25 Sep 2024
Let’s Go Joe!! @PrepBaseballMN
25 Sep 2024
I’m excited to announce my commitment to Kirkwood Community College to continue my academic and athletic journey. Thanks to my coaches, teammates, & parents for their support and guidance. Go Eagles!
@KCC_BSB @TRima23 @GRBNorthstar @IrishBaseballMN @coachjeffmeland @PPA_Athletes
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8 Jul 2024
Let’s go Joe!
8 Jul 2024
Had another very good outing for @SelectsBaseball in KC this last weekend. We won 7-4.
5.2 IP, 2 R, 4 H, 3 BB, 9 K, 68% K-Rate
Will be back on the bump in Indy for ABC Championship on Thursday!
@GRBNorthstar
@PBR_Uncommitted
@PPA_Athletes
@Gabriel_Noyalis
@IrishBaseballMN
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5 Jul 2024
Let’s go boys!!
5 Jul 2024
…and our 2025 Nationals as they head to KC for the MPB Super 17.
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24 Jun 2024
11/12 outs were strike outs! Let’s go Joe!
@PrepBaseballMN
24 Jun 2024
Solid outing in Atlanta today with @SelectsBaseball! Bats came alive for a big 7-3 win.
Happy to do my part on the bump.
4 IP, 1 R, 6 H, 2 BB, 11 K, 62% K rate
Back at it bright and early tomorrow.
@GRBNorthstar
@PBR_Uncommitted
@PPA_Athletes
@Gabriel_Noyalis
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22 Jun 2024
𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐓𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 // 2025s
Time to dig into the 2025's arm data 🔥
🔍 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙎: loom.ly/aNZTEk0
📊 𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙨: loom.ly/ql9lVk8
👑 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 ⤵️
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15 Jun 2024
Congrats @acrawford09 !!
15 Jun 2024
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐝 〽️
Alec Crawford has been promoted to Pitching Coach on Head Coach Ty McDevitt's staff after serving as Assistant Coach & Director of Pitching Development for the past two seasons!
📰: z.umn.edu/CrawfordAC
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14 Jun 2024
Great start to the summer season with @SelectsBaseball! We went 5-0 at MPL in Indy!
Did my part with a strong outing in Game 3.
5 IP
83 Pitches
2 H
0 R
9 K
2 BB
66% K-Rate
@GRBNorthstar
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@PPA_Athletes
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9 Jun 2024
The Paul Molitor Offensive Player of the Year:
Brady Stoeklen- Brady was the stable bat all spring that came up big on multiple occasions. His ability to put the barrel on the ball and never make a moment too big is what made him Mr. Reliable for the Raiders.
#Team94
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5 Jun 2024
Ty McDevitt met the media for the first time as Minnesota's head coach this week.
He talked about what it means to be named head coach, his competitive fire and what he wants Gopher Baseball to look like in the near future.
🔗: z.umn.edu/TyPresser
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2 Jun 2024
Listened to it the other night. Great interview!
31 May 2024
Loved meeting @CoachMcdevitt and he had me ready to suit up towards the end of the conversation! Really good stuff from the new baseball coach, would love if you check it out!
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24 May 2024
Irish Baseball Playoffs begin on Monday, May 27th at 4:30 PM Alimagnet Park vs. Burnsville! #WER1 #BlueCollarBaseball
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11 May 2024
Lyme disease is no match for Gophers pitching coach | Home Team cbsnews.com/minnesota/video/…
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4 May 2024
@IrishBaseballMN on a roll, winning 3 out of last 4. Pumped to help us get 2 of those. Combined over my last two starts
15IP, 2R (1ER), 6H, 15K, 6BB and 67% K-Rate.
#GoIrish
@PPA_Athletes @PBR_Uncommitted @PG_Uncommitted @SelectsBaseball @GRBNorthstar @TreadHQ
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23 Apr 2021
"A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"
17 Feb 2017
This is from a 1979 presentation. We are v slow learners, it seems.
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31 Oct 2023
Hey @ChipotleTweets - can’t go to the store and get it, gotta hand out candy. Can I contact you after the fact to get my BOORITO credit? #MakeTheKidsHappy
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30 Sep 2023
In case you’re wondering how the Twins are counting down the days, Kyle Farmer and Jorge Polanco are co-managing today.
Rocco will be there and the Twins are treating this as a serious game, but it’ll be a way to give them a peek behind the scenes at the decision-making process.
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