fuck this place, 🟦Sky, same handle

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16 Jul 2024
Your draft system vs the draft system she told you not to worry about. Clean ya damn draft beer lines ya nasty bitches
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do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back
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8 Nov 2024
Sick, I was just starting to miss getting 30 texts a day
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4 Nov 2024
They convinced all yinz that traffic was going to be so cataclysmic that now there's no traffic at all
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I was at a party once where the host made all of us hide in the basement so he could trick an annoying drunk guy into leaving because it was “over”. I’m pretty sure this happened to you
3 Nov 2024
I said "retarded" at a party in Seattle last week and they ended the whole thing because I would not apologize. Completely called it a night—
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3 Nov 2024
Thinking about taking up stabbing myself in the eyes with a freight train just to take a break from political ads
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1 Nov 2024
Hayes. Mifflin Road and Lebanon Road. A state constable called in and said that two prisoners he was transporting managed to slip out of their handcuffs and escape while being transported to the ACJ. They are currently on the run down the road.
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31 Oct 2024
"I had my duck butter glands removed as a child" #CookQuotes
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28 Oct 2024
Man, where the fuck did I put my damn coffee
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25 Oct 2024
Shitting E.coli out my eyes to own the libs
In light of recent events, I felt it my patriotic duty.
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I'm tired of you miserable prícks talkin' about the election every fückin' day. Go out and try gettin' laid instead. Cöcksückers.
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23 Oct 2024
Forgot to schedule a bartender this morning so swing on by Piper's for lunch and to talk shit while watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees
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21 Oct 2024
Just paid like $3.95 for a 4oz "shot" of Jameson, hallelujah holy shit, gobbless South Hills dive bars
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Online betting's killin' us now, T. Can't even smack a guy around anymore without him moving his action to the apps.
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19 Oct 2024
he’s gonna ban photos by monday
18 Oct 2024
Crazy how this is a real picture
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19 Oct 2024
Many people are saying
19 Oct 2024
Go to Pipers
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19 Oct 2024
Next time someone asks me when Piper's is open I'm gonna hit the F in "every fucking day" like a stepchild
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17 Oct 2024
Denied service to someone tonight and they threatened to record my actions then pulled out a flip phone, my man was gonna catch me in 120x120
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17 Oct 2024
"there he is sir, that's the bartender that cut me off"
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