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[He’s outside, hauling rubble in a bright yellow reflective vest. It’s placed over his full suit, as usual. He’ll be doing this for a while.]
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You can find me outside in a yellow vest. I have plenty more for anyone who’s interested in joining.
Together, let’s make Seasoning City better than it ever was before!
Good Morning, Seasoning City! I’m aware of the large-scale destruction our city has faced. We must rebuild and carry on. This is why I’m implementing paid emergency clean-up crews. All you need to do to join is bring your ID. Minors will need parental approval.
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Good Morning, Seasoning City! I’m aware of the large-scale destruction our city has faced. We must rebuild and carry on. This is why I’m implementing paid emergency clean-up crews. All you need to do to join is bring your ID. Minors will need parental approval.
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Good Morning Citiz-ohh what the fuck
[ DIMPLE II IS AT CRITICAL MASS!
She’s erratic and causing damage to the city! Thankfully, perhaps because of the vines, she seems to be more vulnerable than before.
Shes consumed almost TOO much, is she finally full? She might not be able to handle another bite. ]
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Don’t do this! 🤣
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If Mexico wins let’s hit up our exes
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[Fuck. He forgot about Quahog.]
[ MEMORY LOSS SEVERITY LEVEL: 🚨LOW🚨
The core of Mamdani's being is thankfully left in tact, everything vital to his function is still there. But we all leave things on the backburners of our minds sometimes, and whatever it was felt like a nice hot meal!
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Mamdani of Seasoning City retweeted
GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.
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Mamdani of Seasoning City retweeted
Jun 10
🚨 Zohran Mamdani has created NYC's first-ever Office of LGBTQIA Affairs.
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I agree! That is why I am developing another program in concordance with the IPR.
Introducing the Crack Opposition and Counteraction Kickoff! (COCK). A series of informative panels will be held tomorrow to gauge opinions and gather ideas.
I hope Seasoning City is COCK ready!
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And the freedom of your partner? Your kids? I believe in the freedom of consensual polyamory instead!
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