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Mar 12
Getting a hot dog then practicing how to be more off putting (the hot dog is not involved in that, that's a treat for me)
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Asking google how to pass a pee test and it starting off with Do Not Kill Yourself feels a little on the nose
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I can only assume the LAPD takes every possible chance to shoot dogs because it causes the most emotional damage possible to you without making national news
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I heard ghey're calling it the "Blue Jays USA 250 hat" chair
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Jun 15
I need what would legally be considered as the worlds most ice cold Mexican coke Right Now
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Jun 15
If you order a new barrel from the Italians they send it in wax paper like it's deli meat
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Jun 14
It's fine
Jun 14
I'm starting to think that driving 6 hours to LA at 2 am was a bad idea
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Jun 14
I'm starting to think that driving 6 hours to LA at 2 am was a bad idea
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Jun 13
If you ask for my college transcripts after I've worked in my field for 3 years you're getting a goatse png uploaded
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Jun 13
Leonardo's straight up looks like you died for the caliphate
Jun 10
First look at the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ themed funeral caskets.
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Jun 11
Applied to 100 geology jobs and so far the only callback is in Lubbock lol
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Jun 10
Seeing a big beer and thinking about it going your ass is telling
Jun 10
Gotta be a Pride promotion so they can shove it up their ass or something
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Jun 10
The thing I'm most upset about in terms of getting laid off is I won't be near the coffee shop with the barista who makes my lattes taste like she crushed a 27 in it
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Jun 9
I thought blizzard finally caved to their player base and this was a hazbin hotel x overwatch announcement
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