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molbo✨ @molbo_

ratboy genius

Joined April 2020
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molbo✨@molbo_
26 Feb 2025
He was just speechless by the amount of talent coming out of the microphone
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kev mahserejian
@RotoSurgeon
May 11
yep I’ve noticed lately •Uber there and back: $35 •Shared chicken tenders fries: $13 •17 tequila sodas: $204 how am I supposed to start a family like this?
Leading Report
@LeadingReport
May 11
It now costs a millennial $252 on average for a date, per BMO.
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Sorry ?
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How much would it cost to have Jedward as my wedding band and do you think they would knock the tax off if I paid cash
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Guys I found this homeless guy on the pavement and took him to country music @oTyler
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No actually not taking the tag off of this
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Meggy@igetsoinspired
Mar 4
You should be able to leave work if you just realized you need to die
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grimace@siIIymonkey
Feb 25
queefing and slapping my big fat pussy
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Ain’t no way I’ve just found out that that Valorant couple weren’t even TOGETHER they were just in the TALKING PHASE 💀💀💀 If you’re not in a relationship what do you expect to happen, if you don’t commit they can do what they want. Are you all insane ????
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Everyone knows that I love my good injection of Mounjaro but now it’s explained that time I tried to sleep with Lauren Donnelly !
Duplicarus@DuplicarusMK2
Feb 13
Replying to @s4turnb4by
One time my girlfriend found me in a gay bar, followed me through shared location. Turns out it was the medication I was taking that turned me gay. The medication was Ozempic. Don’t take it unless you want to be gay and have a mad girlfriend guys. Trust.
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La Creatura@shau21056822
Feb 12
Replying to @molbo_
Here’s me with my fiance. Oh wait I don’t have one because my life fucking sucks and everyone hates me. So thanks for posting this. Thanks a lot actually. Think about someone else once in a while
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Me nd my fiancé btw
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I hope our neighbours don’t think that Alex and I argue a lot because it’s actually just me shouting at Barry (the cat with AIDS) to stop scratching the TV
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Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 5
These are the wonderful Alien darts in 23g from @LoveDartsUK and I’m giving this set away! To be in with a chance of winning them, all you need to do is Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @LoveDartsUK Winner announced next Monday, good luck! 🤞🏼🎯
Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 5
Enough about the Premier League now, who wants a giveaway? 🎯
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🇱🇹@agneponx
31 Dec 2025
Congratulations to everyone for completing the Monzo 1p challenge and being a better person than me for finishing it. I hope you are happy with your funds.
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molbo✨@molbo_
26 Dec 2025
Sorry and I’m late on this but who is in charge of Insomnia’s marketing now? If you’re entered into the next day’s draw, that’s one (1) chance to win, not twelve (12). Unless of course, you want a free ticket so bad you’re going to buy 12 at full price.
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molbo✨@molbo_
19 Dec 2025
me rolling in for Round 2: Christmas Dinner circa 3pm after passing out under the tree after too many pints of Baileys at 9am
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Josh
@joshpearson180
18 Dec 2025
The rest of the players and fans worldwide seeing Alexis Toylo get knocked out of the World Darts Championship

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@joshpearson180
18 Dec 2025

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Borussia Dortmund
@BlackYellow
30 Jun 2024
Define aura.
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Josh
@joshpearson180
18 Dec 2025
“Sir, another cult hero has just appeared at Ally Pally”
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