I write programs and stuff...Then I give them away...for free!
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26 Apr 2014
What I heard my 2 year old say "Cracker Ass Mommy" , what he actually said "Crack an egg mommy". #ToddlerSpeach
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Michael Brown retweeted
28 Jan 2021
This is unacceptable.
We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.
As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.
28 Jan 2021
More than half of all Robinhood users own at least some GameStop stock.
They are now unable to freely trade it; the app is only allowing users to close out their positions. vice.com/en/article/m7ak7y/r…
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Michael Brown retweeted
24 Nov 2020
Time for a pre-Thanksgiving workout! I'm not worried about eating too much. I'm worried about outrunning The Swedish Chef's dessert. His pumpkin pie placed third in the 100-meter dash! I think he used a dash too much paprika.
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6 Oct 2020
I'm sad to hear about the passing of Eddie Van Halen. His beautiful music will live on forever. #VanHalen #RockOnForever
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Michael Brown retweeted
15 Jun 2020
Fundamentally human beings are the same. Imagine being lost in some remote place and suddenly seeing someone coming towards you over the horizon. You wouldn't care about their race, nationality or religious faith, you'd be filled with the joy of encountering another human being.
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Michael Brown retweeted
27 Mar 2020
I lost my Dad this morning to COVID-19. He was my rock, my best friend, and my hero. He had virtually no symptoms and 48 hours later he was fighting for his life. I’m begging you guys from the bottom of my heart, please stay inside and be safe.
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19 Feb 2020
It's 2020, I was sure that I wouldn't be still be dealing with line ending issues as a developer...but once again past me is let down by the future.
Michael Brown retweeted
16 Feb 2020
🍬FLASH CONTEST🍬 Thanks to our friends at @bokksu for supporting the #AnimeAwards this year! 🍬 RT and follow @Crunchyroll for a chance to win your very own BOKKSU SUBSCRIPTION!!
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19 Dec 2019
1/2 I want to thank @SupportNintendo for stepping up and helping a customer when @MojangSupport and @XboxSupport played the pass the blame game. Nintendo should be proud of the way they handle customer service!
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19 Dec 2019
2/2 as a side note @MojangSupport and @XboxSupport your Minecoin transaction system is a joke. The fact that there is no transaction history and you can't or won't help customers whose minecoins are spent on products they don't receive is borderline criminal!
12 Dec 2019
On page 230 of 330 of Master and Apprentice, by Claudia Gray goodreads.com/user_status/sh…