he/him | straight little monster | since 2008

Joined September 2023
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Nah bro this was her Bad Romance
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This should’ve been her Espresso
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and when something falls out of place, i take my time i put it back, i touch myself till i’m on track
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i’ve got a hundred million reasons to walk away but baby i just need one good one to stay…
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oh 🤯
Lady Gaga and Doechii’s hit single “RUNWAY” has entered the Top 20 on US pop radio for the first time. Be sure to request it on your local radio station!
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lemme play paparazzi for the intense ones always chiming in with the replies and likes and being there for every tweet 🤯
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million reasons is almost there. dunno what’s gonna happen from the happiness, am beside myself. all day since last week it’s been the only thing on my mind, might have to call myself the #1 fan of the song
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i quite literally do remember when i fell in love with the shape of a woman and it’s all the time 😏

ALT Lady Gaga Nicola Roberts GIF

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if there’s a lady gaga night at a club as long as that one song and that one music video aren’t played i’ll be there!
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gaga cracking a coy smile while photographers were taking her picture at the 2016 grammys red carpet dressed in tribute to david bowie is such a rockstar move, i think about that moment often, her aura in that split moment was spectacular, i dunno man, i think about it often
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million reasons almost…you know…and we all know what that means…
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last night damn she was in my sexxx dreams…we were doing really nasty things
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britney spears is being directed by david lynch apparently
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just remembered how jealous i am of michael cuz he gets to have gaga as his girlfriend and that should’ve been me instead
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diamond heart is a very strong contender for best song on joanne
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well ok i’ll deal with that with customer service but it’s been cancelled. dunno how that happened but anyway. we move
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am i on drugs wtf is going on it’s there in my subscriptions… ok just cancelled it. i have no recollection of that at all. what the fuck is going on. i need to speak to x customer service cuz this gotta be a glitch. elon you won’t take my money
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the fuck is going on…when did i buy the premium subscription why is there a blue checkmark on my profile ??
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i really need to find a girlfriend fr, been single too long
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am surprised no one spoke about shape of a woman being a direct parallel of poker face if it were more to the point and less metaphorical, that’s another bisexual anthem right there
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million reasons is a great song to have in the background when you’re having sex fr
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