Life is so fickle. That's why I laugh when people tell you there is still time. There isn't. You don't know when you will leave this world so do all you can to make your life count. One of my first crushes in secondary school passed on due to skin cancer at just 27. Alex Ekubo, a great Nollywood actor joined the ancestors at 40. You may pray for long life, but while doing that, ensure your every action is a step in achieving your goals fast. Na visitor you be for here!

New age... Bring Favour and Grace with bountiful Blessings. I'm gonna need it! Happy birthday to me!

Is it weird that I know both?

A babe tried this with me. Asked us to save together for a romantic weekend getaway together. I was like, okay. I’d start the saving. Let’s say it was 500k and she wanted us to split it and save towards it for two months. I said okay, I’d start saving and she said we should save it in her account. I refused. She broke up with me a week later.

Yahoo boys watching EFCC arrest one of their guys. They want to fight, but they can’t!

In the 90s…. 🗣️ : Ensure you marry a virgin In the early 2000’s 🗣️: Ensure you marry a woman with not so many body counts In the early 2010’s 🗣️: Ensure you avoid a single mother Now 🗣️: Just look for a woman with good intentions. Her past does not matter if she has good character. Even if she has a child, it’s due to an irresponsible man. But one thing didn’t change… A man must always remain the provider and must love unconditionally. It’s just funny how we shift the goal post for women but remain rigid with men. I don’t even want to talk of bride price now!

Dear ladies, this is how you reject a man!!! He may be hurt because rejection hurts, but he will value this babe and respect her. But most of you want to be Banger girls. Throwing heart wrenching punchlines to a man whose only crime was value you! Learn oo.

I’m sorry, but this is how I eat bread. I thought I was the only one? It makes it easier to use the spread of your choice along the back of the crust than with the insides of the bread. Particularly peanut butter.

Time: 8:03am Up and on my way to Church. You?

That's a novel. Bible is always divided in the middle. If you actually read the Bible you would have known!

Food packed in this box has a particular flavour that is different from food eaten at home. There is also this thrill that comes from the unboxing process. GenZ no fit relate sha.

I still do not believe ponmo holds no nutritional value. It comes from cow, cow meat is beef. Beef is high in protein. So why is Ponmo not proteinous??? This looks like a conspiracy theory to stop an entire generation from its heritage of having Ponmo in our delicious soups!

Nigerian Christianity takes most of its inspiration from cultural morals. Which in my opinion is fine if you believe and practice it individually. Where I draw the line is pushing your moral beliefs to me and trying to enforce it by using the Bible as a yardstick.

Me... My mum giving my phone number to a family friend's daughter who was just done with NYSC and looking for a job. That woman wants me to get married by all means. Anyways, I Ferran Torres the chance!

Describe an L1 🔺 moment someone has given you before. It could be in anything; work, finance, religion, relationship, etc

The plate!

Not just baking. Cooking generally. Who is gonna join me to eat this Moimoi that a Bachelor who lives alone in Lagos decided to make? Or the Smokey Jollof rice on bored days? I just gave up on cooking because I was tired of wasting food I can't be the only one on this boat

You’d be feeling fly until you hear “Alaye show” Who goes you!

What is the benefit? Why is it always women that are the target audience of these useless surgeries?

When this song “Emmanuel” by Pastor Nat @nathanielblow came out in 2019 along side other soul lifting worship tracks, I used to say I would listen to this song sometime in the future and I’d be way better by then. I was earning 15k as an intern with Inspiration FM Lagos in VI. I was living with my aunt. Couldn’t even feed myself. Today, I run a digital agency helping brands gain strong presence online, improving their sales and marketing reach. Today I have my own apartment. Today I can afford what I need without really considering the cost implications like that. I may not live the flashy life, but I am grateful for that growth and grateful to God most importantly!