wii sport bitch | brave little toaster
Joined July 2010
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13 Sep 2022
my toxic trait is that i think i’m a bad bitch but am actually just a giant baby
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Jun 6
'Traitor' - Elmo in hot water with New Yorkers over Knicks NBA finals bbc.in/4ebESlv
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May 28
my body is a temple but thursday-sunday it’s the second tower
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May 26
it’s me
May 26
The Obnoxious Knicks Fan is my favorite genre of New Yorker by far. They are hilarious. #NYKnicks
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oops i did it again ($57)
15 Mar 2025
ya I spent $48 on girl scout cookies , shut the fuck up
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Mar 3
My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming
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I've faced more peer pressure to eat protein as an adult than I did to take drugs in my teens.
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Feb 7
"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.
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Jan 25
I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore
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26 Oct 2025
I’m suing my dad for making me a Minnesota sports fan.
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7 Oct 2025
Trevor Lawrence just picked his nose on national television and now my 9-year-old is addicted to crack
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12 Jan 2020
You put Derrick Henry in the right century he’d knock Genghis Khan smooth off his horse and Alexander the Great would just be known as Alex
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7 Sep 2025
I’ve shit in dive bar bathrooms you wouldn’t even piss in.
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1 Aug 2025
Cris Collinsworth: “I was just cleaning my gun and it went off. Went through my neighbors window and clipped their dog. He’s alright but they still pressed charges. Court date is next week, can you believe that?”
Mike Tirico: “Second down.”
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