patron saint of former college athletes
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every head that thinks evil of me shall go bald
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0 ball knowledge
sridevi ji being in movies like english vinglish and her daughter is a background character in a south movie jiska sole purpose is to serve as an object of desire. god
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May 24
fyodor dostoevsky once wrote “i want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself”
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May 17
the spiritual opposite of the scorpion and frog story
May 17
A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker
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May 17
everyone pick up late victorian holocausts
May 17
🚨: The 2026 “Super El Niño” is projected to be the strongest in 150 years
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Seeing how pedantic people are on here has made me actively try to reduce that tendency in myself. I see my worst tendencies reflected in all of you and it keeps me on target.
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May 5
the people yearn for flickr
May 5
love seeing a normal ass picture like this on pinterest. like yeah every moment really is that beautiful
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Apr 27
american ideals of journalistic bravery are oriented towards bare minimum displays of wit
Apr 27
"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.
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Apr 26
i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame.
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Apr 23
Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder
Apr 21
Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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Apr 22
crazy how often the answer is just to be grateful
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