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Joined April 2009
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Really don’t understand why Southampton fans are bleating about the punishment they’ve received??!! You cheated FFS! The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Hey ⁦@CenterParcs given the outrageous price that you’ve charged me for a 1 week stay, the least you could do is invest in your WiFi network - this is abysmal!
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Three of the four payment providers that signed up to the European Payment Alliance (supporting a new single European Payment Provider) use one of the three major Cloud Providers (Azure, AWS, Google). The idea is to remove reliance on the USA’s Mastercard/Visa infrastructure…
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…but they rely on US provided tech infrastructure. It beggars belief! It’s no wonder Europe has no real credibility when it comes to tech!
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So… if young people aren’t “responsible” or “mature” enough to access Social Media, and legislation will be introduced to restrict their access. How does that fit with the current parliamentary debate about lowering the voting age?
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It’s not the Winter Olympics without watching this clip (sound on) at least a hundred times Oh monsieuuurr
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14 Dec 2025
Hey @Apple - I have Family controls on my children’s iPads. I updated them to iOS 26.1 and all settings were reset. They’re 10 years old, app restrictions were removed so 18 apps were available, as were Movies and TV Shows! WTAF?! That is unacceptable!!
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6 Nov 2025
American airport staff are just fucking rude! On some power trip - I’d like to formally tell you all to FUCK RIGHT OFF!
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5 Nov 2025
Well done @RachelReevesMP - your message of doom yesterday wiped tens of billions of value off the market and has served to create an even gloomier outlook for retailers in the run up to Christmas!
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4 Nov 2025
Replying to @Ubiquiti
@Ubiquiti I can’t imagine any other major network equipment company holding a conference whereby they talk about the scalability of their Enterprise solutions (in particular WiFi) and NOT use it as a showcase to demonstrate in a real-world scenario 🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 Nov 2025
It’s just odd - and therefore incredibly suspicious. What are you frightened of?
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29 Jul 2025
Yet again @UKPowerNetworks letting everybody down. They’re supposed to be cutting power at 9am this morning so we can cut down a tree, traffic management in place, tree guys in place, UK Power Network failed to turn up again! What the hell is wrong with you people?
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29 Jul 2025
This is a safety issue - the fact you’re late means the tree guys are feeling under pressure to rush, if and when, you do turn the power off! The guy that turned up on site literally said “I actually don’t know how to turn the power off” - what on earth is going on here??!!
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29 Jul 2025
Have just messaged you the details - the reason for today is because you failed to honour the window last time (3 months ago) and I’ve had to get everyone back. They’re stood around waiting!
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16 Jul 2025
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cql0… just to be clear… the difference between the @coopuk and @marksandspencer is that The Co-Op have been pretty honest and up front about the fact that members data was taken - sadly M&S have been less than up front!
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10 Jul 2025
At Goodwood Festival Of Speed - courteousy of ⁦BMW - thank you ⁦@BMW_UK⁩ 👍
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21 May 2025
Hey @elonmusk I saw your interview whereby you were justifying @Tesla choice of cameras over LiDar - absolute complete and utter rubbish. Yes the road system was built for eyes, but LiDar is an enhancement. You’re just trying to find excuses. You’re just wrong - Lidar is safer
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15 May 2025
I can’t quite decide who has milked the franchise the most… Mission Impossible or Jurassic Park 🤷🏻‍♂️
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31 Mar 2025
For crying out loud @Ubiquiti - you’ve been promising these switches will be “Available March 2025” all month - you do know that today is the last day of March, right?! Sort it out will you! 😡😡😡
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30 Dec 2024
Have just heard an advert on the radio for @PayPal which I feel is deliberately misleading. To be clear when paying by PayPal you are NOT covered by Section 75 of the Consumer Credit Act - even if the card being used (through PayPal) is a credit card.
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30 Dec 2024
If you try to make a claim with your credit card company, they will tell you that you didn't use the credit card to directly complete the purchase - you used PayPal. And you can't go to PayPal to claim because it is not covered by Section 75.
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