reasonable interloper
Joined October 2015
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fifa lockhart retweeted
Jun 8
the trick is to have one regression going at all times, currently i'm listening to a lot of interpol
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Jun 7
Stinky airport blues. Loosening my shoes. The water is never cold enough
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Jun 6
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ☝️🙂
did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound
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fifa lockhart retweeted
sovereign citizen with a hetalia self-insert
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Jun 6
Noticing an uptick of mayhem on Finland today. This account is pro-finn because I would like to visit there. To the Sauna
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Jun 6
Sorting thru boxed things from 2009-2024 means finding old tech & trying to revive them. Also contending with a first gen ipad mini that cant log into emails. Broken airpods. And a sixth gen ipod nano whos battery has expanded so much that the screen is popping off
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Jun 6
synced all ipod data from when i was twelve onto my computer even at risk of battery explosion and found multiple 30 min long recordings of my parents screaming at each other. And also a number of unlabeled touhou remixes (rare)
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Jun 5
i really like that when lunchfan visits me in america he tells every single cashier we meet that hes paying debit not credit. Its really important that they know what form of transaction this is
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Jun 5
This is my fourth watermelon this month. Had all the markings of sweetness. Even lots of black seeds. Once again a waterwater. Abject Failure
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Jun 5
Four.... forty. never made sense to me. Like it doesnt make sense. Fourty should be fine to use
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Jun 5
In the mirror practicing what I'll say to the downstairs neighbors when the wind blows too hard one day and sends my patio umbrella straight down into their carefully cultivated aloe vera collection
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