Wrote and/or directed Spaced Invaders, Baby's Day Out, Angus, Dinosaurs, When Good Ghouls Go Bad, DragonHeart, some Muppet Meeting Films, and 5-25-77

Joined March 2008
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
JUST IN: This Is A Pretty Stunning Observation. Trump is celebrating a new Iran agreement centered on a commitment that Iran will never obtain a nuclear weapon. According to ABC's Jonathan Karl, that same commitment appeared in the very first paragraph of President Obama's nuclear deal more than a decade ago. Think about that. First came Obama's agreement. Then Trump tore it up. Now Trump is celebrating an agreement built around the same core promise.
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
How are we supposed to give a flying fuck that Elon is a trillionaire when the guy literally used his power to END programs that fed the poorest people on Earth? Fuck that selfish asshole, and fuck his trillion dollars helping nobody but his damn self.
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
It is frankly embarrassing that a sitting U.S. Vice President is unaware of one of the most elementary facts of World War II. Nazi Germany did not negotiate an end to World War II. The war in Europe ended with Germany’s unconditional surrender after total military defeat and the collapse of the regime in May 1945.
JD Vance: If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
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World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?
JD Vance: If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
Community note
World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Elon Musk: Trillionaire Jeff Bezos: Billionaire Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
MAGA: Obama’s $1.7 billion to Iran to reduce uranium stockpile by 98% = TREASON. MAGA when they find out 2026 proposal includes: $12B up front, $12B in 60 days, $300B reconstruction plan & conceding Hormuz to Iran & not addressing ballistic missiles or enriched uranium/nukes:
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Charles Schulz was so good.
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
I really thought being against raping kids would be the one thing we could all agree on
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Now I'm no lawyer, but doesn't this "emergency meeting" with Vance & other senior officials in the Situation Room to "war game" the fallout for Trump raping children in the Epstein files, makes everyone in that room part of a criminal conspiracy, which I think is kind of illegal.
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
SECONDS AFTER THE NEW EPSTEIN INFO CAME OUT DONALD TRUMP STARTED TO BOMB IRAN AGAIN 🤷 HE'S KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE TO COVER UP HIS INVOLVEMENT IN A PEDOPHILE RING 🤬 IMPEACH REMOVE AND LOCK UP ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Bragging that you dropped $250 million dollars worth of bombs on Iran IN ONE NIGHT, while people are starving and struggling to pay bills and can't get health insurance, is NOT the flex you think it is. IT IS OBSCENE.

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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Fox News out there threatening their viewers with a good time
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
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Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
REALITY STILL EXISTS
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Elon Musk is set to become a trillionaire within the next few months and a Karl Marx quote comes to mind. "One day there will be trillionaires, but you will still have nothing." Amazing powers of prediction.
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The quoted statement is not from Karl Marx. en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Karl_Marx marxists.org/archive/marx/w…
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
Marco Rubio: “Birthright citizenship is a scam.” Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971 before his parents became U.S. citizens.”
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
LoL "Sorry about your heart." HAHAH.
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Patrick Read Johnson/Fan One retweeted
This is Trump’s Watergate. Today, the @nytimes released a truly stunning report on the Epstein cover-up by the White House.  Collusion, breaking the law, evading subpoenas—it’s all in there: - Trump quashing the files - The VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluding in the Situation Room to stop their release and compliance - Officials lying to the public  - Admin in-fighting and exits - Officials who appeared in front of Congress during this time Read the report here: nytimes.com/2026/06/10/magaz…
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