007 | Cinema | My jokes are positively shocking | Tee Hee/Him.
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24 Sep 2020
To people who say that Roger Moore wasn't tough enough as Bond:
Just watch him beat the crap out of these muppets!
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26 Jun 2025
Big Bond News! Feel like it's something to celebrate. 🍾
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16 Jan 2025
Just spent multiple days completing my 007 jigsaw.
I clearly have all the time in the world...
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6 May 2024
Cheers to all the Bond fans who don't dilute the quality of their tweets by sharing Star Wars content.
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4 May 2024
Does everyone else think they're in Raiders of the Lost Ark when visiting IKEA?
No? Just me then...
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3 Apr 2024
Starts humming John Barry's Cable Car Fight.
Getting weird looks already...
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17 Jan 2024
Just popped in to share a random Whisper appreciation post.
Peace out, Bond peeps.
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8 Aug 2023
Enjoying a leisurely evening in my dressing gown.
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6 Aug 2023
Adding a sparkle to my day by watching You Only Live Twice. 🥂
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18 Jul 2023
Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. (1/78)
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10 Apr 2023
Enjoy your Bank Holiday Monday, folks.
As a young kid in the early 1990s, watching Bond on ITV over Easter was where my whole love affair began.
Time for me to watch my favourite film of all time.
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9 Apr 2023
Posting the obligatory Octopussy-Egg shot as it's Easter Sunday.
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3 Apr 2023
First day of my holiday and I'm watching FYEO in my dressing gown eating creme eggs.
Do I care if you judge me?
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13 Mar 2023
Just realised that Harrison Ford doesn't have an Oscar. How is this possible?
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12 Mar 2023
Good luck to the original badass at tonight's Oscars.
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