NYT Worst-Selling Author \\ I tweet for the 1%

Joined October 2013
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2 Mar 2025
Something something pro-life
Replying to @BrettMmurphy
This is what's happened in Somalia and Sudan
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13 Feb 2025
Solid work here, guys. Real big brain stuff from the dumb fucks
13 Feb 2025
Louisiana Department of Health officially ends mass vaccinations, bans staff from promoting seasonal vaccines nola.com/news/healthcare_hos…
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1 Feb 2025
It’s hard to watch stories like this. It’s even harder when you realize this will be the future for a lot of Americans in the coming years as republicans strip away what little social safety nets exist for people.
1 Feb 2025
Blind Baton Rouge tenant living without water, electricity; two men hope to shine light on conditions wbrz.com/news/blind-baton-ro…
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30 Jan 2025
Disgusting shitbag who lacks any leadership qualities
30 Jan 2025
Q: Are you saying this crash was somehow caused and the result of diversity hiring? Pres. Trump: It just could have been...you have to go by brain power. You have to go by psychological quality...these are very powerful tests that we put to use and they were terminated by Biden.
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22 Jan 2025
Counterpoint: it’s a game, who fucking cares
I like Kirk Herbstreit, but a guy who’s visually emotional after a team wins a game should NEVER be calling that team’s game, especially in a National Championship.
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21 Jan 2025
NOLA things
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20 Nov 2024
Clown show
20 Nov 2024
Who is Linda McMahon? Donald Trump taps WWE co-founder, top ally to be education secretary usatoday.com/story/news/poli…
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10 Nov 2024
This is all Jeff Landry’s fault and we should throw him in that cage
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10 Nov 2024
Brian Kelly with a woefully unphysical and poorly coached team? What a shame
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31 Oct 2024
Big time rapist energy from the rapist
31 Oct 2024
From Wednesday, former President Trump: "I'm going to do it whether the women like it or not, I'm going to protect them."
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27 Oct 2024
Brian Kelly is always going to Brian Kelly, and I think we all kinda forgot that for awhile
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2 Sep 2024
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18 Jul 2024
I know everybody is excited about College Football 2025, but I think it’s time we put the pressure on @EA to bring this beauty back
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2 Jul 2024
Joe Biden has the chance to do the funniest thing
2 Jul 2024
I will respect the limits of presidential powers that I have for three and a half years. But any president, including Donald Trump, will now be free to ignore the law. I concur with what Justice Sotomayor wrote today: "With fear for our democracy—I dissent." So do I.
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15 Feb 2024
Screaming into the void here but I think it’s important that we say how much Republicans suck. They have bad ideas and are dumb and are also kinda evil and when you combine all of that you get this shit hole of a country.
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15 Feb 2024
Half of the voters in this country are going to vote for that stupid orange fuck. They want this country to fail for some reason that probably has to do with the fact that their kids hate them.
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8 Jan 2024
I know a hurry up and wait when I see one
8 Jan 2024
Michigan’s band is already in the house at NRG ahead of the #NationalChampionship #GoBlue
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2 Jan 2024
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Nick Saban’s wife shared postgame plan to take coach’s mind off Alabama’s loss to Michigan trib.al/GU7jrUk
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1 Jan 2024
This is a Brian Kelly football team if I’ve ever seen one
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1 Jan 2024
That’s the magic of Matt House
1 Jan 2024
Wisconsin has 141 passing yards and 45 rushing yards through 4 drives. Completely unrecognizable.
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