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moo @mopykav

$20 and I’ll answer

Joined November 2013
  • Tweets 16,223
  • Following 510
  • Followers 29,558
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moo@mopykav
23 Jun 2025
I coulda told y’all we were nearing WWIII when I saw bitches in the club in JEANS
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Zoya🕊️
@Zoya_ki_batein
16 Apr 2025
My bsf left her husband of 2 years because when she went grocery shopping, she'd buy the cookies he likes and the cookies she likes but the one time he did the shopping, he only bought the cookies he likes. It be the smallest thing that opens your eyes to ppl not really liking U
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moo@mopykav
2 Apr 2025
how often lighthearted tweets get turned into stupid discourse directly correlates with how dismal the job market is
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moo@mopykav
31 Mar 2025
as someone who has lived in cities, farmland, suburbs and everything in-between, I will never understand why Anyone would choose suburbs when all of the other options exist. It’s like the worst of both worlds
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moo@mopykav
25 Mar 2025
they’re playing Lucy Dacus in this Home Depot rn the lesbians are winning
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moo@mopykav
9 Mar 2025
well That was insufferable
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moo@mopykav
7 Mar 2025
2017 vs 2025…… fine wine baby
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moo@mopykav
5 Mar 2025
guys help I’m getting my hair done and my hairdresser can’t even reach the brush like wtf am i supposed to do ???😭
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moo@mopykav
5 Mar 2025
grieving is really fucking ugly and I envy everyone that has not had to do it yet and I just don’t know how other people do this so much more gracefully
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moo@mopykav
4 Mar 2025
heading over to the validation and unconditional love store later does anyone want me to pick anything up for them while I’m there
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moo@mopykav
4 Mar 2025
if any man ever tells you “he’s just not romantic” that *literally* just means he doesn’t like you enough to be. I don’t know a single man that won’t be romantic for anyone that he deems worth being romantic for
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moo@mopykav
2 Mar 2025
I’ve respectfully and calmly put my notice in at jobs that I should’ve said go fuck yourself and walked out
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Meg@megannn_lynne
1 Mar 2025
sorry i didn’t text you back but you saw me tweeting in the meantime. it’s just that i view twitter as my personal diary for some insane reason & i view texting as a SAW trap designed to expose my lack of social graces
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moo@mopykav
27 Feb 2025
ok im back
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moo@mopykav
24 Feb 2025
someone told me to treat myself in grief with the kindness I would’ve treated my dead friend with. They do not realize that Actually I want to scream and yell at him and say mean words
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moo@mopykav
22 Feb 2025
in the strip club googling the stages of grief
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Cam
@thelifeofcamd
14 Feb 2025
This guy picked off Patrick mahomes and returned it for a td btw
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moo@mopykav
15 Feb 2025
Ok so for everyone that has known me for 10 years you probably remember this girl because she used to be normal and friends with us all and I’m trying so hard to remember what she first did that was the catalyst for her getting bullied and then turning into a extremist conservative
Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley
15 Feb 2025
Alea Iacta Est
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moo@mopykav
15 Feb 2025
its LITERALLY sexlaptops like that was her @ back when we were younger but im pretty sure she started saying weird bait shit for interactions online and we were all like Uhhhhhhh
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moo@mopykav
14 Feb 2025
grief is a hell of a drug because why am i ugly crying in the strip club dressing room after starting a fight with everyone that cares about me in the past 24hrs
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