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BREAKING: Experts find root cause for ram shortage
This is the actual use for ram
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May 30
This image will forever be my biggest contribution to Minecraft discourse holy shit
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May 28
RT @ratlimit: Someone just asked for directions to a hospital 🤡 I was like, Take a right into “App Store”... when you see “Google Maps”, pr…
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May 28
> plays on rails section > surprised that it's on rails
007 First Light is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.
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May 26
Google announces it will now prioritize AI-generated answers in search results over human-written website articles • Search will be centered around a reimagined ‘intelligent search box’ • Starts next Tuesday (via @TechCrunch)
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May 26
"I wish there was a punishment for the self-obsessed and vainglorious" The ever-egocentric Narcissus:
うちの猫、寝起きにボーッと水を眺めるんですけど、これあるあるなんです??? (いいから飲め)
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May 25
Uni tail wag green screen
Tail wagging :3
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Uni is loved by everyone
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I think Uni is almost fully recovered! We’ll have a follow-up check in about a week, so we’ll know for sure then, but he’s already back to his usual self. Thank you all so much for caring about him!
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Apr 20
Tim cooked?

ALT Amirite Hadesdisney GIF

Apr 20
Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple CEO, with John Ternus set to take over in September 2026
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"Gleeble glorp vorp?" "Gleep glub, gub" "Bleorp blub bleep blorp?" "Glep bleep blub glub, blub vorp gleep"
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Apr 10
Free me!
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"I wish my package would arrive unharmed" The reliable packing peanut:
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嘘みたいなフォルムの犬を見つけてしまいました、だいすき(バンコク在住)
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when grok auto-translates Uni to sea urchin
よるはうにを自分の子どもだと思ってそう
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Something I find annoying about comic threads 🧵
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Morchel retweeted
Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin #AprilFoolsDay
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Mar 30
Might be our tuffest collection yet
Our brand new Sakura collection is now live! Also enjoy a 10% discount :3
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It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”
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Mar 25
In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.
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Mar 24
Seven new animal species have been discovered including a gecko and a snail Researchers found the animals by exploring underground caves in Cambodia
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