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Joined November 2009
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“The economics of Sex and the City make no sense” is truly the lowest engagement bait, Carrie Bradshaw was making $4/word living in the same rent controlled apartment since the 80s and there were multiple storylines about how she has a ton of credit card debt and no savings
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Jun 15
I'm actually glad zoomers made wearing ankle socks with shorts fashion suicide because I never did find an ankle sock that 1) looked good and 2) didn't slide down your heels after any extended period of walking
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Jun 14
I think often about how my scalped tickets for Beyonce at Roseland in 2011 were $110 x.com/piercespears/status/20…
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Jun 8
The Weeknd's Persona arc ends either in a single that samples Heartbeat Heartbreak or with him just becoming Atlus' new Lotus Juice
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Jun 1
“Sex and the City-themed cafe owned by
Cuomo boosters opens in Ridgewood” is to me a defining story of our time, a microcosm of why New York is the way that it is now
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May 31
I don't know if this makes sense but for every time I'm in Manhattan now I feel like I'm inside a Serani Poji song and while I broadly like the music of Serani Poji I don't mean that as a compliment
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May 28
Happy Pride Month x.com/GKIDSfilms/status/2060…
May 28
ADOLESCENCE OF UTENA from Kunihiko Ikuhara (REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA, SAILOR MOON) hits theatres nationwide June 21 & 22. Tickets on sale now!
🌹 brnw.ch/21x2DC4
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May 27
You could open The Pickle Barrel circa 1999 in Manhattan right now and I’m not even joking when I say there’d be a daily line out the door
May 26
American won’t know what hit them when I introduce Swiss Chalet as a Nobu competitor in 3 key markets.
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May 18
Started making my own cold brew green tea because the price of Ito En kept going up
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May 14
Now that straight guys have started colonizing two-inch shorts my trendcast is that gay men will revert to Kevin Smith-style ankle-length jorts
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May 12
My default references when trying to explain to Americans what suburban Ontario feels/looks like are Ginger Snaps (2000) and the music video for Get Busy by Sean Paul
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May 5
The Russian Turkish Baths run an impressive social media grift of suggesting they are a cruising destination while running what’s probably the most surveilled steam room in the city
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May 3
Gay artist I follow tweeted that they haven’t posted in a year because of responsibilities related to their recent marriage and day job as a neurosurgeon
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May 1
A friend who has never seen Carol thought that the cover of the soundtrack album was an image of a mother kissing her child and I got to inform them of the Mommy's Baby lens of Carol interpretation x.com/jmsnftzptrck/status/13…
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the way Therese is framed with the words MOMMY'S BABY when she meets Carol
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Apr 21
Miss Ma’amshe on Interior Motives is a television event of equivalent significance to the moon landing
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Apr 20
One time I needed dress shoes for a job interview so I went to a random consignment store in Brooklyn and got a pair of Dolce & Gabannas for like sixty bucks x.com/daniela__127/status/20…
Apr 18
Rama Duwaji wears $600 shoes and outfits that run into the thousands. She’s either being gifted A LOT of items (can she accept those, she’s the wife of a public servant?) or she is clearly not living on the combined income of her and her husband (whom she only married a year ago)
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