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The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs.
“Hmph….. All according to plan...” says Diego Brando.
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😇 HEROIC: Paco Laburantes has been hospitalized with 3rd degree burns after dragging Usagi Aloha'oe out from the 'mac n cheese' fire.
Sources say he's been 'very chill about the whole thing.'
Jun 13
🚨 BREAKING: Usagi Aloha'oe's Kraft Mac And Cheese has reportedly caught fire in the McKinley High School cafeteria microwave.
The school has been evacuated. Usagi Aloha'oe has not yet been found.
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Jun 13
Dio Brando wishes for World Peace, according to a recent interview.
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Jun 13
🚨 BREAKING: Usagi Aloha'oe's Kraft Mac And Cheese has reportedly caught fire in the McKinley High School cafeteria microwave.
The school has been evacuated. Usagi Aloha'oe has not yet been found.
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Jun 12
🚨 New illustrations to celebrate the 1st anniversary of THE JOJO WORLD have been revealed.
Gyro Zeppeli has once again invited himself to the promo, according to sources.
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Jun 12
🚨 BREAKING: Beloved Morioh Hat Dealer's fursona has reportedly just leaked, according to sources.
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Jun 12
UPDATE: Gyro Zeppeli was reportedly caught playing with a Nintendo DS under his bed at midnight.
Valkyrie has now grounded him for 2 weeks.
Apr 17
Valkyrie has extended Gyro Zeppeli's bedtime by three hours, sources say.
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Jun 12
Holy Joestar-Kira has reportedly lost all of her savings in a crypto currency rug-pull scheme.
"I'm ruined. That was everything I had. It's all gone."
She originally had $12.
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Jun 12
Soundman had reportedly been BANNED from all Red Lobster locations after participating in their 'Endless Shrimp' promotion.
According to Red Lobster management, he consumed 497 plates of shrimp before being cut off.
This has single-handedly bankrupted the company once again.
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Jun 12
🚨 BREAKING: Narciso Anasui has reportedly been hit by a car, according to sources.
His condition is currently unknown at this time.
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Jun 12
🚨 BREAKING: Jonathan Joestar has reportedly attempted to engage in an affair with Morioh Base Reporter #13 despite marriage to Erina Pendleton.
What does this mean for his marriage?
I love you. Run away with me.
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Jun 11
🚨 Rohan Kishibe's lastest issue of "Pink Dark Boy" has officially outsold the Quran, Torah, and Bible, making it the most sold book in the world.
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Jun 11
Mexico has won the World Cup opening match against South Africa.
The final score was 2-0.
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Mexico has scored at the World Cup opener against South Africa.
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Jun 11
🚨UPDATE: Brando was once again in attendance at Game 4 of the NBA Finals.
"Tch... Let's just say Ogugua Anunoby had a little help with the 'timing' on his putback... 'Kicks in five,' as they say."
Jun 4
Diego Brando was spotted in the audience of last night's Knicks vs. Spurs Finals Game.
"I shall see to it that the New York Knickerbockers prevail in their conquest."
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Jun 11
Former Pangea Land and Morioh Base reporter, Taoka, has now been reported MISSING by local Morioh police. Witnesses allege a news van had circled his apartment complex in the early hours of the morning.
He will never be seen again.
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Jun 11
Following a recent vacancy, Morioh Base is now accepting employment applications for new journalists.
Please see the replies to access our official form.
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