I'm a good guy who loves fun times | she/her
Joined April 2017
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7 Mar 2021
My friends will be like “Would love to hear what you think about the bipolar representation in this film” and it’ll just be a bipolar person absolutely ruining everything for everyone
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13 Feb 2023
If reality tv taught us anything it’s that olympians are the child actors of athletics
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3 May 2022
Finally breaking my silence on my complicated return to white sugar 🌝🌝🌝 yesterdayshoroscope.substack…
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Jane Mitchell retweeted
29 Apr 2022
"My radiators are possessed by a water spirit (legally), and he is pestilent, but fair. Each radiator leaks exactly one gallon of water an hour. I reconfigured a few 5 gallon wine barrels to latch onto the radiators." - @moroseconpollo
littleoldladycomedy.com/2022…
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28 Mar 2022
Marc Chagall’s self portrait from the era he pretended to be a British nanny in order to spend more time with his estranged children
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24 Jan 2022
Weeds: What if a hot widow sold drugs?
Breaking Bad: What if an odd couple sold drugs?
Ozark: What if the most boring fucking people on the planet sold drugs?
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11 Dec 2021
10 Dec 2021
Date yourself by dropping a pic of your first celebrity crush.
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Jane Mitchell retweeted
24 Nov 2021
The state of Missouri kept Kevin Strickland in prison for 42 years for a crime he didn't commit.
Now released, he is getting $0 in compensation from the state.
Here's a link to the GoFundMe set up by @The_MIP (Midwest Innocence Project):
gofundme.com/f/help-kevin-st…
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23 Nov 2021
My Groundhog Day is me being like “Oh I like this song, what is it” and learning it’s a lullaby from an album called like “baby’s bedtime night night sleepy baby” every single day of my life
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You shouldn't have a "favorite" murder... gawker.com/culture/true-crim…
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28 Aug 2021
A practical way to be more like @ejeancarroll is to subscribe to Yesterday’s Horoscope! She gave my newsletter a shoutout in her newsletter yesterday. Link in my bio!
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25 Aug 2021
Man without mask screaming at other man without mask for coughing
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19 Aug 2021
Thanks for coming to my vintage shop, this couch is $6000 and my dog lays on it all day look haha
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6 Aug 2021
The true tragedy of living is that you only need like, one or two catch alls max, even though they’re the most fun thing to buy.
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5 Aug 2021
Did movies invent the two slaps on a car meaning it’s okay to drive off?
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