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3 peaks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 2 lids 1 daz strain. £1,555 raised in your name, rest in peace mate💛💚
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World Cup is great until you come into the office and people who don't know anything about football speak about it
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Asked the team to put World Cup bunting up whilst I was away last week. Come back to fucking Israel North Korea and Thailand flags up in reception.
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🚨🚨🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: Ferran Torres, fruto del enfado del empate, ha disparado a varios compañeros de selección No hay heridos
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"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining] "... And a sausage roll, please"
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Jun 13
It won’t be the same tonight without you dawg

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tell you what, gonna miss this gaff when i move. serious party every time👌🏼
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Henry’s face when he said wanker 😭😭😭

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Jun 12
2 games gone, 5 goals, 3 red cards, a generational South Korean goal and a player called Shithole. The World Cup has truly arrived👌

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Jun 12
If you’re not willing to sacrifice your sleep schedule for the World Cup then you’re simply not taking advantage of your one life on earth
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yo llegando a la cocina a media noche aprovechando la pausa de hidratación para tomar algo también

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Dragging him away like they're on the beaches of Normandy. BAHAHAHAHAHAH
Absolute morons
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First night in Boston. Waitress: “excuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten your tip” Me: “Here’s my tip - join a union & withdraw your labour until your employer agrees to pay a fair wage” The whole restaurant stood and applauded - even the manager #FIFAWorldCup #Scotland
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Jun 10
Hearing the whistle for kick off at 2am when you’ve been trying to stay awake to watch Iran v New Zealand.
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One thing Europeans will never have is tailgating. “Ooh I’ll go have a pint with my mates” K man I’m having 14 beers with 10k random strangers at 8 am, and being offered free hot dogs and burgers omw to the game
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the mountains on polaroid 👌🏼. would've been nice if they turned out a bit better but think it was too cold
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YOU GIVE ME A FEELING THAT I NEVER FELT BEFOREEE 🗣️
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Replying to @Prospauk
I tried to tell em
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