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⠀ ⁎ ⠀ ݁ ᭝ 𝖍ᴀᴠᴇ 𝖺 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁 , 𝐦͟𝐢͟𝐬͟𝐞͟𝐫͟𝐲
⠀⠀⠀ 𝗹ᴏʀᴅ how 𝗶’𝘃𝗲 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝙮𝙤𝙪
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No I’m Ivan.
YOURE USELESS
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You sound perfectly healthy to me .
( cough, cough )
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I don’t believe it .
well i gotta cold so bring my prescription
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IM NOT THE ONE USING IT. THATS FOR PATIENTS. WITH COLDS.
YOU FIRST
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RUDE . TONE DOWN ON THE CRACK COCAINE USAGE .
THEN SHUT UP
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AM NOT .
well YA ACTIN LIKE IT!
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BITCHED OUT FOR CRACK COCAINE USAGE ???
ITS LIKE YA WANT ME TO GET BITCHED OUT
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SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT ?? THE COCAINE ?????
SHADDUP I SWEAR TO GOD
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CRACK ??? ITS THE CRACK COCAINE YOU WANT ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT ????
that’s the quiet part keep ya voice down
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What if yknow … hypothetically I wasn’t allowed back in the walmar .
fine! i’ll give you the cash and *you go buy it!
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That sounds like a you problem .
It’s either hummus or I’m keeping my spare spleen in the fridge again .
‘cause i live ALONE! IM NOT PLANNIN’ TO GO SHOPPIN’ AT THE RATE THAT YOU EAT MY SHIT!
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Cliff ,,, I fear you have run out of hummus . Why is your fridge empty .
wh— GOD FUCKIN’ DAMMIT! PUT SOMETHIN’ ON! I’M TRYIN’ TO WATCH JEANNIE AND HAVE A FAST TIMES DAY DREAM AND YA DICK IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT!
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I’m not being sentimental , I’m being pantless . 🧍👖
i feel like ya always are in a pantless time of life— why are ya bein’ sentimental?
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I met you at a very pantless time of my life btw @ETERNALSHOWMAN
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⠀⠀⠀“ that sounds like something a liar would say— ”
@mortaliitas —
“Sir, for the third time I do not have your spleen nor do I know where to find it.”
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