You could fill a thimble with the things I know, and the Mariana Trench with things I don’t
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20 Aug 2023
I’d like to earn enough to retire where there’s more water than pavement, more trees than people.
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The ol’wagner with seasoning directions on the skillet is kinda kick ass
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Jun 4
In the name of schadenfreude
I hope in not the only one on this ball of dirt with a coworker who emails them and then 2.7 seconds later calls to inform them that he sent an email
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May 31
My maiden voyage with pork belly bites.
Refuse to call them burnt ends because I feel that’s reserved for brisket
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May 31
My maiden voyage with pork belly bites.
Refuse to call them burnt ends because I feel that’s reserved for brisket
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May 29
What the hell did the teenager drag home and ask me to cook?
Also is it safe to eat?
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May 27
Is it good when a random lost dump truck driver pulls into your site and gets buried?
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May 26
Someone is not happy to be home, he misses the north woods.
(It’s mutual)
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