inventor of the million dollar toilet
Joined January 2021
- Tweets 9,133
- Following 2,195
- Followers 14,750
- Likes 18,499
1,690 Photos and videos
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Jan 28
THIS IS INSANE.
you can buy 5 pounds of silverware for $40
at $100/oz, that silver is worth $8,000!
i’m buying as much as i can before the normies figure this out
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Jun 11
A Cambodian energy drink company paid me $6,000 to put their drink on my toilet
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A gambling company paid me $16,000 to put their logo on my toilet:
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May 26
Selling ad space on my toilet until I’m a millionaire
Day 20
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Nick Greenawalt retweeted
Apr 28
Stop flushing money down the toilet
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May 15
BEFORE it "works" vs AFTER it "works"
Behind every million dollar idea is a million haters.
There is no exception to this rule.
Tune them out and win.
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May 14
Selling ad space on my toilet until I make $1,000,000
And thanks to @forthepeople, Americas largest personal injury law firm (and new King of the Throne) there’s only $925,500 remaining
This is Million Dollar Toilet
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I went on TV to talk about my toilet and it went basically how you’d expect:
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Apr 21
Dear marketing people:
I am offering you the easiest W of your career
Put your logo on my toilet alongside the biggest companies in the world. Be a part of the most important campaign of our lifetime.
25m views, $2.34 aggregate CPM
Join the million dollar toilet
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Apr 19
You could give AI 500,000 tokens and it could never make this
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Apr 15
pro tip: you can have an animated email signature
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Mar 27
i got hired to make a bidet ad and i have no idea what im doing
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Mar 17
This is an absolute work of art disguised as a reel
As a video creator, I cannot overstate how complex this video is in terms of script and execution
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Nick Greenawalt retweeted
Mar 17
What if dungeon crawling involved more... cussing?
Kill and rob your friends. From a toilet.
Launching March 28 on @AbstractChain
Mar 6
"The art is cool, but wth is this game??"
Unchained is a 2-bit late 70s/early 80s-style dungeon crawler battle royale. 8-15 min games.
We're building something far bigger, but for now - about this mode:
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Mar 15
I’m so washed man
Can’t even get sponsored by war crime companies
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Nick Greenawalt retweeted
Mar 13
i love how much algorithmic social has upped the ante
we are getting profound innovation in the pursuit of the most scroll-stopping brainrot lol
Mar 13
if you've ever farted, this ones for you:
i'm selling ad space on my toilet until i make $1,000,000
thank you to @PooPourri for buying a spot
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