Transsexual butch limping to a city near you

Joined March 2016
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Every one of my friends and lovers are so immense they fill up the sky I could spent a century just sitting and talking to each of you. The great lesson of my life is there is never enough time, I will always be left wanting. Thank you so much for sharing the time we have with me
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People always ask me “how do you develop taste?” And I say “go to the niche telephone museum and study the origin of buttons and don’t be a little bitch”
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You're gonna call me greedy but I need a second girlfriend so badly
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I love the weird little dance at the beginning of relationships, I love the will they won't they I love putting every little thing they say under a microscope it's so fun
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Someone be datable around me
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One of the two really hot tgirls that works at the nearest starbucks came up on hinge and I need her so fucking bad, she looks constantly pissed off and talks to the customers like they're stupid, which they are
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the correct opinion on sex and the city is that mr big is evil and should be in prison and he is also carries soul mate
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Every place in Ontario is named like, Loyalist Township or Orangeville. Because of the perfidious Brit
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95% of the rise in esoteric fascism is because they made Skyrim about viking shit
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It's crazy how pushed israel has been once you know to look for it. Watching the second season of american masterchef from 2011 and one of the guest judges was the first woman to start a farmer's market in israel. (Nonsense) But how the fuck does that qualify you to judge chefs?
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Saw a quite tall girl in a funny hat at the eaton centre today, assumed I'd know her and did. There are ten transgender people on earth
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Cops kept the locs they cut off men they arrested as trophies.
Montreal police face major racism probe after officers allegedly kept hair as trophies montrealgazette.com/news/mon…
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My brain has been so fucked up my whole life and no one noticed, I have fucking ocd man I lay awake at night panic in my chest that I've ensured things will happen by thinking of them or speaking them out loud, took twenty three years to learn that wasn't normal
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If I say that I'm gonna leave a door unlocked because it's always been fine before I am in my mind guaranteeing that someone will get in through that door, barring me from leaving it unlocked and forcing me to check it is lockes multiple times before I leave
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Getting to the point where I’m starting to appreciate how Jeffries has the posture and expression of an axe murderer in every photo taken of him
“Starting Five” 😅 🏀 💙 Let’s go @nyknicks!
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I am so fucking sweaty and also have never smiled for a photograph in my life
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getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name
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Almost just fucking died on my bike! Fucker swerved into the bike lane going like 60, somehow I jumped the curb on my heavy ass bike and lived
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Dude stanced up like this at the free quran stand at sankofa, my man is LEARNING
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Mao's loading screen tips
Girlfriend brought me a gift
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