yikesers… the FLYERS god’s country PITTSBURGH the Mets I guess that turtle soup oomf🐢 @bonkerbump 🏳️🌈✡️ DENVER BARKEY🔥💯🗣️
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May 4
hi all I’ve been too online and it’s bad for my mental health so I’m taking a twitter break. I love you guys❤️❤️❤️❤️
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May 3
me and dana queened out with a 28 year old stranger on the street and now he’s in our friend’s apartment and we’re discussing how to say mac n cheese in sign language
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May 2
me catching my cheating gf: tung tung tung sah-whore !!!!!!
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May 1
who the fuck am i supposed to root for if its Anaheim vs Vegas
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May 1
“i’m so glad i porter mar-know you”
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Apr 30
you’ll never get away from the sound of the women that loves you. was I just an april fool?
Apr 17
you know I’m such an april fool for you
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Apr 30
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Apr 30
possession tonight?!?!?👀👀👀 possession tonight queen??!??👀👀
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Apr 28
shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar
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Apr 28
i HATE when someone says “it’s not even that” when I try to empathize with them
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Apr 28
this is the matthew schaefer labubu that lives in my friends’ apartment. when he faces outwards, it’s a good omen. when he faces inwards, it’s a bad omen. today should be a good day!
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18 Aug 2020
The Flyers Me on antidepressants
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PP don’t work
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Apr 28
I JUST SAW SOMEONE SAY LETANG TANG TANG SAHUR I’M CRYING
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Apr 27
barkey will goal barkey will bark barkey will game winning point barkey will beautiful barkey will birthday barkey
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Apr 27
why the twitter gun emoji all scary 🔫🔫🔫 pow pow I’m a real gun 🔫🔫🔫🔫
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Apr 27
they lowkey did him so dirty with this😭😭😭😭 you didn’t have any other pictures????
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