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Everybody in New York take your shoes and socks off and go walking in the street RIGHT NOW!! It is CLEAN!!!!
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This generic brand dental floss keeps coming apart in my mouth and leaving pieces stuck between my teeth, which I have to use more generic brand dental floss to remove
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Beach two Saturdays in a row music.apple.com/us/album/eve…
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Jun 12
Doing a lot of laundry today. Hopefully this is enough to where I never have to do it again
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Jun 11
Getting turned away at the door from the $7 backrooms showing because of my outfit like it’s Berghain
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Jun 10
The vibe in New York City is just electric right now, if you don’t live here I feel sorry for you
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Jun 9
Too lazy to mix fruits into this shit anymore , just fucking chia seeds and a teaspoon of raw honey. I just don’t give a fuck anymore.
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Jun 9
When you think you’re getting a call from the person whose car you dinged and left a note on but it’s just a regular debt collector
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Jun 9
MSG Jumbotron cuts to a live feed of me quietly watching the game at my house and everybody starts booing
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Jun 9
Friendly coworker who is about to ask a favor: Hey Jordan how’s it going!
Me: Where to I even begin Jeannine
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Jun 8
RT @panoptisean: So you’ve got A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z… but THEN… THEN you’ve got…
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