Purchasing Food Items The cheese in question is mozzarella😠 Marvel at the stunning aesthetic created by fireworks blooming from multiple perspectives. The sparks dispersing at high altitudes and the clustered bursts near the ground offer a variety of magnificent effects, addi

“Honey, that’s not a dog, that’s a bitch” is almost up there with “To whaaat end?”

With our Denise Fox’s upcoming leukaemia storyline in Eastenders, let’s remember how shit her life has been so far. This woman has suffered more than Jesus. •abusive marriage to Libby’s dad Owen, who kidnapped and abused her •being abused by religious murderer Lucas, locking Denise in a basement for months on end, telling everyone she’d died •Denise having her own funeral •Denise thinking Patrick was her father when actually he wasn’t •being a murder suspect of Lucy Beale •Denise becoming an alcoholic and ending up homeless •Denise eating from a bin because she refused to claim Universal Credit •Denise laughing maniacally after stealing and cooking some pasta from the minute-mart •Failing her GCSEs (but then timely passing when UK students get their results) •having sex with Phil •Accidentally being involved and witness to a murder where her necklace nearly got her imprisoned •Having a mental breakdown after the murder and being found in a forest •being sectioned •being coaxed and targeted into potentially having an affair •now being diagnosed with leukaemia

grilling some frogs😋

Smaug’s been the carboot sale.

So it appears that the first of the new intake has fallen - that didn't take long - maybe Reform should consider vetting Nigel Farage says new Merseyside councillor who said Holocaust a hoax 'not welcome' in Reform liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liv…

I get a little emotional. Didn't think I'd cry.

You ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

Bet he has his birthday party at Chester Zoo. The man's obsessed.

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I would have had the courage to tell Dr. Frankenfurter that me and my monogamous partner just needed to use the phone and be on our way and did not in fact want to hear him sing

gay trains be like

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Maybe this is controversial of me but if you see the scenes so clearly in your head but can’t get them into cohesive words that sound good, maybe you’re just not a writer lol

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for Elaine Peacock?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.

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“He’s an Ambassador for the Passage” sounds like a Victorian euphemism #interiordesignmasters

I think the contestants should hold an intervention for Emily’s papier maché addiction. #interiordesignmasters