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Mr Pocus @mr_pocus

I don't just do magic, I am magic.

Joined January 2016
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Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
7 Feb 2016
Had an awful dream that my toe nails were too big to fit into my sandals.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
3 Feb 2016
I don't recall the last time I ate a chicken and salt sandwich. #favourites
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
3 Feb 2016
I adore erections (my own of course). At my age they're always a pleasing suprise.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
Phoned the venue, they don't have my flat cap. Suspect cab driver has it to put on ebay. Was a gift from my UK pal Derren Brown.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
Santa Monica has a glorious country charm as well as a high ratio of white to blacks. I adore the blacks and missed them today.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
I wouldn't describe myself as sexist. I just know a woman's place. #old-fashioned
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
At the Seminar earlier a ratty looking woman forever kept butting in. She saw herself as a better magician than me. A female magician?! Ha!
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
My favourite TV show is The Good Wife. I like to smell perfume as I watch.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
I lost my hat today. Seminar went well, but I lost my hat today.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
1 Feb 2016
Cab driver recognised me earlier from a show I did 20 years ago. He told me I haven't aged a day. Lovely, but I'm 100% a ladies man.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
Must prepare for the show, find my inner peaceful warrior within and hide a few cards up my sleeve (professional joke).
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
Pre-Seminar nerves kicking in. #embracethemagicwithin #santamonica
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
I don't masturbate. I have a woman who does that for me. x.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/6938…
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
I must make it quite clear how very much I adore the ladies. Magic and Muff, the only two true loves of my life. (apart from Mcgee).
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
Having said that I did write to Michael J Fox once. I had an urge to father him.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
I still get fan mail after all these years. Always found it disturbing.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
Why does Ray look like my funny British friend Freddie Starr? x.com/Okeating/status/693895…

Oonagh@Okeating
31 Jan 2016
The only explanation for this headline is that Ray Liotta's the one in the middle.
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Oonagh@Okeating
31 Jan 2016
The only explanation for this headline is that Ray Liotta's the one in the middle.
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Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
I'm finding speciality whisky, twitter and arthritic fingers quite the challenge.
Mr Pocus@mr_pocus
31 Jan 2016
The things I could tell you about this woman. #magicianscode
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