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16 Jan 2024
Speedrun rock the poorly child to sleep before my first meeting no feeding snooze %
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20 Dec 2023
My condolences to the whole Microsoft family, thank you for letting me know
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28 Sep 2023
Today in subtle bugs: forget to await a promise, spread and then stringify it and you'll get an empty object đź‘»
JSON.stringify({ ...new Promise(() => {}) })
'{}'
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14 Sep 2023
I’ll take the total lack of replies as true engagement with this shitpost
13 Sep 2023
What's your favourite version of node.js?
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15 Aug 2023
Software engineering is 80% ropey backfill jobs because everything has the notion of a “user” and 20% linting
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26 Jun 2023
Thinking of making a Cloudformation custom resource at work. Are we:
- Mad with power
- Pragmatically keeping all config in a template
- Overthinking a bash script?
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5 Jun 2023
Frontend: we use the Elm Architecture to reliably manage the complexity of state.
Backend: we use Kafka to reliably manage the complexity of state.
In the middle: LOL shall I retry the fetch request a few times?
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5 Jun 2023
Someone somewhere gotta materialise those views. Has anyone tried consuming the ordered events directly from the browser and using idempotency ids to simulate req/rep?
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31 Mar 2023
This morning my lint command is randomly out of memory erroring node. How's your morning going?
30 Jan 2023
All code linting is busy work
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31 Mar 2023
This laptop is a supercomputer but nah it's not got enough memory to FORMAT SOME TEXT
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18 Mar 2023
My new king who rocked up at the tip with two fridges on his Smart car and asked “what bin for fridges?”
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24 Feb 2023
The thought leader strikes again
20 Jan 2023
Can science explain how I become a 10x programmer when listening to late 90s early 2000s trance?
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6 Feb 2023
Cache the entire page and purge via API on change is often overlooked for medium to big websites
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6 Feb 2023
and can you work out from your data sources whether something on a given page has changed
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6 Feb 2023
but those change events don't have to be super granular - you de-cache your entire site when you deploy anyway and it's likely that your traffic spikes are to just a few pages
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2 Feb 2023
My build just took 27 minutes 40 seconds to yarn install. What's the solution to this madness? Burn it all down and use Deno?
6 Oct 2022
It's a beautiful day for a 864 second yarn install
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