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28 Sep 2018
I'm still undergoing chemotherapy and other treatments to manage the metastasis (the cancer had spread) even though I'm down one kidney and one large tumor. Anything you can contribute will help pay ongoing costs. gofundme.com/misterbill

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10 Aug 2019
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This man just asked me to “please stop speaking Spanish” on this plane to NYC (in his defense it’s very early and he’s racist) so the man next to him STARTED SPEAKING SPANISH and then the flight attendant and my GOD i have never wanted to get up and dance more than i do now.
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