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Joined September 2008
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2 Dec 2023
Is it just me or does @BlippiOnTour sound like a mid-2000s pop-emo band?
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2 Oct 2023
This has gotten out of hand… #mnf #KCvsNYJ @YouTubeTV #TaylorSwift
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16 Aug 2023
At the end of every interaction @AaronRodgers12 has on #hardknocks I expect him to finish with “say hi to your mother for me” @StreamOnMax @HBO @nyjets #MarkWahlbergTalksToAnimals
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7 Jun 2023
I once caught a receipt that had fallen out of a bag midair while ringing up a customer. He was a karate instructor and told me I had fast hands and I have been riding that high for 20 years now. #chosenone
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4 Jun 2023
Gotta love #MidwestMoms, knowing how to put together a fire weekend up in DC! @doorcounty @ajdillon7 @WildTomatoSB #FamilyVacation #DoorCounty #SummerVacation
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25 Mar 2023
Why do I prefer @UberEats over @Grubhub ? Because #Ubereats at least let’s me pay for priority delivery so I don’t get melted ice cream like I just got from #grubhub. #lazyiknow #bebetter
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25 Feb 2023
Best defense being played at Carver? The Usher blocking re-entry after @IowaHoops comes back to force overtime. #IowavsMSU @MSU_Basketball #HawkeyesvsSparty #GoGreen @uiowa
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4 Feb 2023
Why are retailers at war with boys clothing? Can’t find anything for our 6 month old. Lots of girls clothes. No boys. @Target @oldnavy @gap #boysdad #kidsclothes
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13 Jan 2023
Hey @PTRskin I have been trying to make a return for wks now and we’re still waiting on a call back from your customer service line on the RA NUMBER that apparently is needed to make the actual return. Can someone please help us!! @megsul #christmasgift
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Hey football world @Vikings finally get their signature win . Shut up now.
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13 Nov 2022
Kirk. Cousins.
Joshua. Patrick. Allen.
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WHAT A GAME!
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13 Nov 2022
Now that this game is over, everyone is on pins and needles, waiting to find out what Kirk Cousins is about to do. #vikings #bills #nfl
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24 Sep 2022
I just voted for my favorite houseguest at CBS.com/BBVote! It’s Joseph. #bb24
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12 Sep 2022
I always go to hamsterwatch.com to verify anything on twitter, even though this is obviously a fake account. @hamsterwatch

Brittany used the Power of Veto on herself. Monte nominated Turner as the replacement. #BB24
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11 Sep 2022
I kind of want to see Taylor go to jury just to see this hashtag blow up. But they are dumb if they don’t get turner out though… #bb24
6 Sep 2022
Britney in this convo “yeah. Yeah. Yeeeaaaahhhh. Yeah.” #bb24
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31 Aug 2022
Yeah but he’s tall… #bb24 #BB24livefeeds
This man has told you he’s unemployed at 29, lives in his parents basement, spends his days making tiktoks for his teenage girl audience, lasts 10 seconds in bed, and has played you for a fool for 58 days and STILL you get wet for him?? #BB24

ALT As Long As There Are People Here On This Earth There Will Be A Use For This Gif GIF

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30 Aug 2022
Honest question for This hashtag. When is it appropriate to target Taylor and Monte? Anyone in the house going against them will lose (those two as F2 would be interesting). So I feel it’s less attack and more strategy to vote them out. Or is it about how it’s handled? #bb24
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29 Aug 2022
Taylor to Kyle on Thursday #housewives #bb24
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