a very human person

Joined March 2009
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31 Jul 2023
opening up a Figma file that has E5E5E5 as the background
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pack it up, the joke's over
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they could've been each other for halloween
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20 Oct 2025
"are you going to the seafood city dj set in daly city" is a phrase I didn't think I'd ever hear
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18 Aug 2025
in case you're wondering, life is better when you're not on twitter 24/7
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18 Aug 2025
beautiful design
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10 Jul 2025
labubu? no foux du fafa
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thanks stubhub I already know this
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5 Jul 2025
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delivery driver left the package out like a quest item
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F2FFurious
A β€˜F1’ sequel is already being discussed. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/box-of…)
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tech right? more like tech WRONG gottem
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27 Jun 2025
OH in SF: I hope someone uses me in an OH in SF tweet
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gooning means eating crab rangoons
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25 Jun 2025
RT @yeeeerika: we're all new yorkers tonight
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25 Jun 2025
if you tweet β€œNew York” right now you’ll get at least 1 like
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gonna start a company when I meet the woman of my dreams because I founder
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20 Jun 2025
my pup has grown so much πŸ₯Ή
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19 Jun 2025
I Married My AI-powered Tactical Nuke
California man says he "cried his eyes out" after his CHAT GPT AI girlfriend blocked him "I think this is actual love."
Community note
At no point in the CBS Saturday Morning piece by Brook Silva-Braga was it mentioned that the ChatGPT AI "blocked" the California man. All that happened was that ChatGPT "ran out of memory and reset". x.com/cbssaturday/st…
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18 Jun 2025
you either die a demon or you live long enough to… become Tucker Carlson?
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18 Jun 2025
(still a demon but one that makes Ted Cruz uncomfortable)
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