Snow Removal is a Public Health Issue.
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15 Aug 2023
I'll be honest and admit that after 24ish hours of unable to sleep or find a position of physical comfort to be in that I did emotionally break down into a pile of low sodium and cholesterol eggs flavored by ketchup.
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15 Aug 2023
I am down to one wound drain from the four original ones. I still have the wound vacuum working on the ecmo damage in my leg. If it weren't for most of the cables and tubes I would be a bit more independent minus some inopportune swelling.
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15 Aug 2023
Using oxygen to combat some of the leaking which is working well for energy.
I'm restricted on water, sodium, sugar, potassium, vitamin k, cholesterol, and basically flavor. Yet I need to consume enough protein and food to heal all these wounds.
Lasix is not my friend.
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29 Jul 2023
Most honest reaction from a nurse to date has been "what happened to you"
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23 Jul 2023
Apparently double it and give it to the next patient is not something to say at 3:00 a.m. when they're trying to give you meds
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22 Jul 2023
Sorry I've not been posting or replying more. Recovering from this last round of surgery has kicked my butt more than expected and morphine has been my friend.
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15 Jul 2023
Sounds like Monday is going to be the important surgery day. Plastic surgeons going to be looking at my chest and maybe even stitching the whole thing up
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15 Jul 2023
If I'm still in the hospital during my birthday, what theme of cupcake should I get for the staff?
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15 Jul 2023
Fun Hospital stats:
I've seen every Marvel movie that's available on cable at least three times.
I've decided Back to the Future as a Trilogy as best watched backwards.
The breakfast burrito has the most egg per serving.
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10 Jul 2023
I need help with rewriting my resume for a project and I don't have the physical energy to do it in this hospital room with a cell phone. Any one want to volunteer with civil government experience?
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8 Jul 2023
Hey @BurgerKing I'm stuck in the hospital and have seen your 200k combination commerical like a good 100 times and no one adds ketchup to the burger to the edge after it is made
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