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mulder @mrmuldr
Joined March 2011
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Jason Harrison
@nominalthoughts
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New York is the greatest planet in the universe
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Nobody watches Knicks games at bars anymore, it's too crowded
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mulder
@mrmuldr
Jun 11
Godfather horse head
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
Jun 9
You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO. I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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mulder
@mrmuldr
Jun 11
mfw the black mold turns me into an ecosystem, something bigger
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@somewheresy
Jun 11
Claude says the black mold in my house is good because it turns me into an ecosystem: I'm not just myself -- I'm something bigger now
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Eli Lebowicz
@EliLebowicz
Jun 11
When George pulls out the golf ball from the whale
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@mrmuldr
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john 🥛
@johntrified
Jun 9
You enjoy the NYC spring, but do you have the courage to enjoy the NYC summer?
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Guy who's only seen the first half of Barry Lyndon: Wow this guy Redmond Barry is a real jerk Guy who's seen the whole movie: Wow this guy Redmond Barry of Lyndon is a real jerk
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The tl discourse about nyc people loving to stand in line culminating in a presidential visit for game three of the NBA finals thus causing some of the longest lines in the city's history is very beautiful
alex ✧@alexrozanski
Jun 8
manhattan people will be like i know a spot and it’s a line
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This is the first time that the Emperor's Angels have provided security for a NBA game, wild
NBA Memes
@NBAMemes
Jun 8
They got tanks outside MSG This is insane 😭😭
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The tanks depicted have been digitally added to the image; the unaltered photo from the same vantage point shows police vehicles and barricades but no tanks. x.com/jaymaestro_/st… abcnews.go.com/US/heightened-…
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Jarvis
@jarvis_best
Jun 8
They should expand the perimeter of the MSG security zone to cover all five boroughs and turn NYC into a prison colony.
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Will never associate with someone who wears these or anything like it in their day-to-day life. How could you possibly consider it acceptable to wear an outward facing camera lens at all times? What kind of weird antisocial scum are you?
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How do you fix east -> west jet lag it's been two days since I got back and I'm still yawning at 4pm
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To the ppl who do that annoying ass slam-the-medicine-ball-on-the-floor exercise at the gym: It's not that serious, you can relax a bit
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Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwart
Jun 7
I have such disdain for people who don’t like durian. Is it an acquired taste? Sure. So acquire some taste
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tad@ghostofthesun89
Jun 5
They should add Adderall to the public water supply
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Isaac@isaacturnersong
Jun 5
Do you wanna come over and be reasonable
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London VCs be like "do you have any change? Everything helps"
Said A. Haschemi
@SaidHaschemi
Jun 5
London VCs be like “I know a spot”, then its Maison Estelle
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Uber in London be like Your Ride Booking Has Been Canceled
mulder
@mrmuldr
Feb 18
Uber in DC be like "your 2013 Nissan Altima with eight dents and dirt on the seats will pick you up in 13 minutes"
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Opus 4.8 is a Shiba Inu
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@deepfates
Jun 5
Claudes are like border collies. GPTs are hunting dogs. Grok is like those pit bulls that are inbred to be crabs. Gemini labradoodle
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I need to go to the McDonald's worldwide convention
Chris Arnade 🐢🐱🚌
@Chris_arnade
Jun 2
I’m at the McDonald’s worldwide convention, where I found out about the only thing that matters - the new breakdown proof ice cream machine
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