Lurking on Twitter, posting on Threads as @andylorek
Joined February 2008
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Andy Lorek retweeted
5 Oct 2023
Elon Musk endorses Joe Biden for re-election fortune.com/2023/08/21/elon-…
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This tweet is not a headline for the attached article, which describes Twitter’s plans to remove headlines from article links.
This tweet is intended as satire to showcase the flaws of this new Twitter implementation.
fortune.com/2023/08/21/elo…
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26 May 2023
The pseudocode my children run on:
10: Find new Thing
20: Take Thing to new Place for important reason
30: Deposit Thing at Place
40: GOTO 10
50: Play with Thing at Place
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14 Mar 2023
TIL that the London Underground is evolving its own species of mosquitoes, exhibiting different behaviors from surface dwelling mosquitoes. There are even genetic differences between mosquitoes in different rail lines.
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6 Mar 2023
Quick Elon! Do you know anyone at Tesla who is *really* good at regex?
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18 Feb 2023
I’m listening to an 80s playlist and my 4yo daughter keeps asking “What’s this song about?”. I tell her it’s about “a boy who loves a girl” but really most of them are about doing copious amounts of cocaine.
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9 Feb 2023
RT @wongmjane: You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly…
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16 Jan 2023
[peers out a crack in the curtains]
“Children, come look! It’s the bright star from the tales of yore!”
“Is is dangerous daddy?”
“No child, not according to legend. Come, let us frolic on the backyard astroturf like our ancestors once did!”
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3 Jan 2023
Love something the way my dog loves pissing on discarded Christmas trees
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2 Jan 2023
Counterpoint: tall people will be better able to catch and eat the short people in the coming climate apocalypse
nytimes.com/2023/01/01/opini…
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Andy Lorek retweeted
20 Dec 2022
I regret to inform you that the JavaScript that was going to completely rewrite Twitter Search including the ranking algo will not in fact be shipping. I know this comes as a shock.
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19 Dec 2022
As much as I’m enjoying Elon’s highly public flitting from one disaster to the next, I’m *loving* the ex-Twitter old dude commentary.
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Andy Lorek retweeted
18 Dec 2022
We at least should have a hunger games cannon for all these journalist suspensions.
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Andy Lorek retweeted
16 Dec 2022
My next NFT is Bored Pink Gorilla Steampunk Ted Cruz. Special today at 200k. Proceeds will help to redirect caravans to the Hamptons
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Andy Lorek retweeted
17 Dec 2022
👀 @elonmusk (Great person. Please do not ban this bot.) is no longer following @bariweiss
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