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So my wife goes "It's not you — it's me." Obviously written by ChatGPT
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"man things" used at least mean like fixing cars and stuff. But now women can do that so "man things" increasingly refers to really long open world video games, two forms of completely evil gambling, and watching a certain kind of streamer and going yooooo lowkey can he SAY that
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愛 (ai) means love in Japanese. I doubt whether AI (Artificial Intelligence) understands the concept of love.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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28 Aug 2025
excuse you, this is an adult male crocodile onesie! 😤🐊 #mgsdelta
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A MESSAGE TO THE RACE OF SENTIENT BARNACLES WHICH LIVE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON: THANK YOU FOR USING YOUR GIANT LASER TO VAPORIVE THE COLLOSAL OCTUPUS WHICH WAS GOING TO PUT ALL OF HUMANITY INTO A ZOO IN THE ORIAN NEBULA ... THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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8 Aug 2025
"dwarf fortress" is perhaps the most beautiful phrase in the English language
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I still don't get why the elvish king would say "there is nothing more reviled than the Orc". Surely of all people he'd know that already
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22 Jun 2025
Glad this is pissing garland off, absolutely overjoyed that he thinks it's a total farce but still has to participate
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Korone asking if dogs can be infected too with "Rage Virus" in 28 Years Later
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4 Jun 2025
i didn't know that the kuomintang briefly had a wario
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30 May 2025
Girl I invited over: I saw this video that said Bourdain broke how a generation of men eat 😂 Factsssss lol
Me: (texting Vietnamese guy i hired to surprise her with a traditional pho dinner) Stay In The Cave
28 May 2025
“The cult of personality Anthony Bourdain left in his wake is frankly insufferable,” says The FP’s @SnoozyWeiss.
“He broke how a generation of men eat.”
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Let's all give a thank you to #WillieNelson for his work in fighting inflation
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sallah: indy my friend terrible news! The Nazis have recovered the eye of rah and are going to resurrect the mummy tonight
indy: look sallah. everyone knows that Nazis are just an old wives tale
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