Joined August 2013
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Not Noon prefering Tom over Zendaya who got her! 😆
this is still so fucking funny 😭😭
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Cry more Johnny Reb
Replying to @PanasonicDX4500
Yeah man, and they did all sorts of other heckin rad stuff. Like did you know the union had the first trans general? William Tecumseh Sherman was the first known Trans Commanding General of the United States Army and certainly wasn’t the last.
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lol at the head nod to the first tweet thinking it sounded sensible, forgetting what he replied to it until the judge read it out
lmao
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Op room: “…and I took that personally”
Operations Room will cover anything other than WW1
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People seemed to like my Batman redesigns so thought I'd share my Harley...
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i've had the idea for a while that baltimore, maryland, and/or some wealthy art patrons should fund the making of bronze/metal statue versions of each of the characters and put them up around the city overnight. great way to honor the masterpiece of a show and its characters
Jimmy McNulty and Bunk Moreland
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enough of male aura farming, show me female aura farming
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CBS dropping this just after Trump has been alluding to removing the uranium from Iran by force if not able to diplomatically:

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In 1994, a covert U.S. operation called Project Sapphire removed 1,300 pounds of bomb-grade uranium from Kazakhstan. Secrecy was paramount. “It was very important that nobody knew that we were going to be moving the material that snowy, cold night,” says Andrew Weber, who helped lead the operation. cbsn.ws/4u2ebWW
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My preemptive congratulations to Mayor Mamdani for winning the presidential election in 2040
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Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.
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i think what they did had more to do with the fact that the UN had massacred civilians and we blew up a gathering of elders trying to organize a peace plan a few months before gothic serpent
I was there. It was horrific.
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Jesus, that last line of tonight’s #thepitt Dana:

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Pam bondi right now;

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JFC, that speech

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Lady Jessica while Paul was prepping for the fight with The Emperor
rebecca ferguson for calvin klein
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Nickelodeon Exec in 2002: " hey, we need a theme to your cartoon about a kid who does living chalk drawings so give us something but don't go crazy" @Billthebathtub:

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‘Chalkzone’ premiered 24 years ago today on Nickelodeon.
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"In the beginning, the cool nurses appeared once every 6 episodes. than 4, then 2. The last one was last episode. by my calculations, we should witness a double event next week."
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“ living in a flat circle… you’ll post this again; I’ve seen it in my dreams”
What is it like living in this part of Louisiana?
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The Worst Joke I've Ever Written
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Wow, I’m actually surprised; given the fact he wasn’t killed last year or until today I thought he may have been a Mossad asset
⚠️ 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 ⚠️ 🇮🇷🇺🇸 | Iranian Chief of Navy KILLED in strikes… Chief of Iranian Navy, Rear Admiral Shahram Irani has been killed in recent US-Israel strikes in Tehran. Official confirmation awaited.
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seeing the 109 listed as flown by balkan states, since this bot has prop been programmed not to post a swastica:
World War Il Aircraft 🖤 Which one is your favorite ? . . . 📷©️Global Power
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