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2 Dec 2022
The price of Philadelphia cream cheese with lox is down 16% this week. Even if thereβs no return to cheap money, at least weβll be back to being well fed. (Kiddingβ we are embarrassingly price inelastic to anything with lox π€£)
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28 Jun 2022
Hey @TheJusticeDept and #MerrickGarland --- I have some great "Must See TV" recommendations for you...
Kinda like "Law & Order", though spoiler: it's pretty obvious who the perps are and what they've done.
The real mystery is whether they'll actually be prosecuted.
28 Jun 2022
"Do you believe in the peaceful transition of power in the [USA]?"
Michael Flynn: "I take the fifth."
Shockingly disgraceful, even from someone as pathetically disgraceful as Michael Flynn.
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25 Jun 2022
This is a repugnant day for a country founded on a strong belief in individual freedoms. It's shameful hypocrisy that those who most profess the importance of these rights at the same time deny them gleefully to the most vulnerable.
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25 May 2022
The second amendment has become a contradiction to the unalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Itβs way past time to fix this insanity. #GunControlNow
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12 May 2022
Once upon a time I was actually excited about weekdays because the stock market was open. π€£
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9 Mar 2022
Guessing I just jumped up about 15,000 spots on the #Seahawks season ticket waiting list.
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25 Feb 2022
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19 Feb 2022
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18 Feb 2022
Seems adversarial. Wordle 243 5/6
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30 Jul 2021
I'm perpetually frustrated by how hard Gmail makes it to copy an email address.
Gmail: I promise I'm not cheating on you with a different mail client.
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23 Feb 2021
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4 Feb 2021
Pet peeve: Unsubscribe links that aren't one click and require you to enter the recipient email address. Looking at you @marketo ....
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8 Jan 2021
At this point resigning from the Cabinet is void of moral credibility. Staying and invoking the 25th Amendment provides a minimal path towards redemption for persistent complicity and the consequential culpability.
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6 Jan 2021
Still waiting on delivery for one last holiday present.... arriving today. Furiously checking nytimes.com for tracking. #Ossoff #Warnock
30 Dec 2020
β[a] sort of demented-timeline event that could only happen in 2020, when everything is, metaphorically, an innocent piece of pasta turned into a straw in a bid to help the environment that actually ends up being fatally dangerousβ grubstreet.com/2020/12/2020-β¦
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