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HyperOn2 @msaudge

I find this cheese to be unnecessary. Pit bulls hate sushi, they love broccoli.

Joined March 2009
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HyperOn2@msaudge
7 Sep 2025
*dissociating while my client is on the table* did I finish Handmaids Tale??
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HyperOn2@msaudge
17 Mar 2025
does your period start on the Blood Moon or are you just not really that witchy tho
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HyperOn2@msaudge
1 Mar 2025
wanted a sweet treat so im having 9 diff gummy vitamins and a white claw
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HyperOn2@msaudge
1 Feb 2025
it’s just me and my sick ass hair against the world
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HyperOn2@msaudge
30 Jan 2025
fuck it im gonna gold leaf the ceiling at the new spa
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HyperOn2@msaudge
27 Jan 2025
if you never finish the last 1/2 season of a dope show, postpone it indefinitely, then it’s Schrödinger’s show
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HyperOn2@msaudge
19 Jan 2025
‘ugh he’s still two arroyos away 😠’ @dolly__fartin tracking Emilio the @dominos delivery dude
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HyperOn2@msaudge
18 Jan 2025
jah bless my ability to recognize people no matter what
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HyperOn2@msaudge
16 Jan 2025
trolling my bb’s insta w/stories sayin idk who David Lynch is and then logging off for 3hrs
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HyperOn2@msaudge
12 Jan 2025
never turn your back on the river
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HyperOn2@msaudge
8 Jan 2025
the scented Garfield cok ring is all over my Instagram algorithm, but with ZERO links to buy like what are we even doing here man
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HyperOn2@msaudge
24 Dec 2024
can’t believe im gonna puke lobster later
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HyperOn2@msaudge
21 Dec 2024
please, GODT let me die of potato skin poison so I don’t have to have these tedious arguments anymore
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HyperOn2@msaudge
18 Dec 2024
OD’d on zinc like a fucken DORK 🤮
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HyperOn2@msaudge
17 Dec 2024
wanting to roast every kid at this elementary school music recital 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
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HyperOn2@msaudge
5 Dec 2024
sorry that the UHC gunman is a solid hottie
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HyperOn2@msaudge
5 Dec 2024
shit i forgot to order chaps
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HyperOn2@msaudge
2 Dec 2024
i was chewing on my fingernail and my dog came running over cuz he thought i had food
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HyperOn2@msaudge
1 Dec 2024
audrey don’t play no shit 🐊
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HyperOn2@msaudge
27 Nov 2024
i know a scholastic book fair would fix me
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